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  1. 8 minutes ago on Jeff Danziger

    I trust the cell will include a life-sized poster of Nancy Pelosi in the nude.

    BWAH-HAH-HAH!!!

  2. 15 minutes ago on Jeff Danziger

    Mollify All Greedy Arseholes?

  3. 17 minutes ago on Jeff Danziger

    " . . . and slowly being submerged by rising sea levels. . . ."

    Have you forgotten?

    Sh*t floats.

  4. 20 minutes ago on Jeff Danziger

    . . . and he can make his own water.

  5. about 23 hours ago on Michael Ramirez

    An insecure manager will never hire anyone smarter than him/herself – but they will hire someone who pledges fealty, no matter how incompetent or corrupt they may be.

    THAT’s how enterprises fail.

  6. about 23 hours ago on Jeff Stahler

    I’m so very happy to have a president with common decency – who does not waddle about grabbing ladies by their ‘organs of matrimonial necessity’ – as the estimable Stephen Fry hath described it.

  7. about 23 hours ago on Jeff Stahler
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  8. about 23 hours ago on John Deering

    Sadie tells of her visit to DC with the Girl Scouts – circa mid-50s – when she was curious why there were two water fountains (she calls them “bubblers”). Evidently the tour guides were offended when she asked why . . .

  9. about 23 hours ago on John Deering

    “A house divided against itself, cannot stand”

    (I forget who said that. It was either Abraham Lincoln . . . or Jesus).

    Thinking it through, should the south secede again:

    1 – Who gets the nuclear codes?

    2 – Who would be the South’s new friends/benefactors? Russia? DPNK? China? (Ain’t they Commies?)

    3 – What happens to all the money Southerners put into Medicare/Social Security? Have a nice day, eejits.

    However:

    In winter, the South would be still visited by Northerners – it’d be kinda like Mexico without the cultural attractions.

    In the north, bourbon would be replaced by whisky from the new republic of Scotland, or whiskey from (what was Northern) Ireland, both schismed off from the UK. Rule Britannia.

    Hey! C’mon! Ah’m just funnin’ y’all !!!

  10. 1 day ago on John Deering

    That ‘waves of migration’ you mentioned . . . it has precedent . . . when the two Pakistans and India split on essentially religious grounds – the Muslims went north – the non-Muslims came south.

    Could it not be argued that, in the US, the Southern states are a financial BURDEN to the Northern states? Their refusal to properly educate ALL of their citizens, let alone not permit ALL of their citizens to vote ARE DRAGGING US DOWN.

    ’Think the Orange One would be satisfied being the president-for-life of a sh*thole country of his own making?