Wow! Russia must really be in financial trouble, what with the war and all, so that Putin had to hock his nipple rings.
Thank heavens former pro footballers with traumatic brain injuries can run for political office . . .
Put on judicial robes with an elephant’s head and answer the door for trick or treaters brandishing a wire coathanger.
Show the little buggers what life will be like should the worse rehappen.
Cheer up! It just means we have the best politicians money can buy.
“. . . He was whiter than New York snow . . .”
So Tinky Winky isn’t - er – well – you know – REAL?
So, you’re saying the Special Military Operation in the Ukraine is just aggressive gerrymandering?
Is that those Jewish Space Lasers (Reformed) MTG warned us about?
Freddy Uncle Charlie Katy, according to Ian Fleming.
“Come over here next to the window where the light’s better, Vlad.”