Recent Comments

1. 4 minutes ago on Ken Catalino

   Technically, on the rope, there is one real good person on one end, and a jerk on the other.

2. 9 minutes ago on Ken Catalino

   Unless we go postal – in more ways than one . . .

3. about 13 hours ago on Robert Ariail

   And Sadie and I are trying so hard to raise tomatoes this year!

4. about 20 hours ago on Robert Ariail

   True Story!

   A man in Ohio some years ago (in the Spring) needed some fertilizer for his garden. He was frustrated with the store prices, so he collected his family’s feces – and spread the result on his lawn – which became an almost instant source of pride for his beautiful lawn . . .

   Winter came, and with Spring, he still had a lovely lawn – and rather a lot of tomatoes. Tomato seeds are not digested, you see, but are passed through a human quite intact.

   I suggest not eating the tomatoes . . .

5. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Yeah. Cleverly called Loonies and Toonies for $1 and $2, respectively.

   (‘Not certain I’m spelling them correctly).

6. 1 day ago on Tom Toles

   No. It is her husband that is an aficionado of, at least, the Russian variety of urinary tract affection.

   SHE was simply looking for longer-lived batteries in her Joni’s Butterfly.

   Film at eleven.

   (‘Sorry – it’s late) (And don’t tell my Sadie I know what a Joni’s Butterfly is).

7. 1 day ago on Brevity

   Thanks Julie, I was in despair for a gigasecond.

8. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Did you know it costs nearly a dime to make a penny?

   Canada has eliminated the coin – and their country hasn’t exploded.

   Why haven’t our crack “representatives” fixed that SIMPLE PROBLEM?

9. 1 day ago on Mike Luckovich

   I hate to say it, but I’ve thought that, as well . . .

10. 1 day ago on Mike Luckovich

    Many people wish he, and his father,’ had worn a condom.