Introverts should not go to parties; my last two were disasters. I spilled ginger ale on the owner’s mandolin at one, and came home with Covid at the second. Remember to exclude me when you invite my sociable wife.
I just got my first set of bagpipes. I’ll bring those to the party tonight and play for everyone’s pleasure. Everyone will love it. I start taking lessons on how to play them next week.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Book? They will spend all their time on their smart phones being anti-social on social media.
Robin Harwood over 1 year ago
Sounds like fun for all!
Gent over 1 year ago
Obviously you has to book your room in advance.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago
Don’t bring a television because there are people in it. That most of the time chatters about nothing.
alasko over 1 year ago
Where I come from, socials are a big deal.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
sounds a lot like the internet…
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
Better yet, everyone can just stay home and complain; that way, they’re not in a house with a rat.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Rat’s book: The Art of the Deal.
i_am_the_jam over 1 year ago
Sign me in!!!
Bilan over 1 year ago
Sometimes in a crowd, that’s when you’re the most alone. – Kelly Joy Gilbert
sirbadger over 1 year ago
AirBnB hosts complain about parties in their houses, but they might like this party.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
Heaven for introverts.
Baarorso over 1 year ago
“Party for the antisocial” sounds like an oxymoron to me.;-D
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
I do that without bothering to go to a party. Saves on gas… (and gasoline, too)
blunebottle over 1 year ago
And will you miss me if I don’t come?
Phssthpok over 1 year ago
Sounds like the return of the Friendly Society of Angry Misanthropes.
jewlie over 1 year ago
To whom do they complain? Oh, on “social” media, I suppose.
Kayak_Brian over 1 year ago
I hope there is a dog whenever I go to gatherings.
iggyman over 1 year ago
Sounds like a trip on the “Whine Train” to me!
Squoop over 1 year ago
Finally somewhere where I will fit right in.
SALUDADOG over 1 year ago
A video of somebody reading a book at a party would go viral.
ajr58(1) over 1 year ago
I wanna go!
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
“How to Win Friends and Influence People”?
jbmlaw01 over 1 year ago
Introverts should not go to parties; my last two were disasters. I spilled ginger ale on the owner’s mandolin at one, and came home with Covid at the second. Remember to exclude me when you invite my sociable wife.
theincrediblebulk over 1 year ago
I just got my first set of bagpipes. I’ll bring those to the party tonight and play for everyone’s pleasure. Everyone will love it. I start taking lessons on how to play them next week.
n31tf over 1 year ago
Grammar, Stephan, please. The world is dumbed-down enough as it is.
potfarmer over 1 year ago
I think my wife started that tradition.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Party? Sounds more like a typical night at Rat’s house.
tripwire45 over 1 year ago
My kind of party. The one with no other people.
pheets over 1 year ago
Really. Who needs a book when y’got Twitter, FB, and etc..
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Sounds like my cup of chocolate milk (I don’t like tea).
MichiganMitten over 1 year ago
Or find a book that belongs to your hosts to read.
rhpii over 1 year ago
I’m in.
mindjob over 1 year ago
I once threw an ice cream anti-social. Nobody came, but I didn’t want them to
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
My uncle’s wife went to all the high society affairs. She was my Auntie Social.
uniquename over 1 year ago
I was hoping it was where everyone had to leave their phone in a basket at the door. An anti-social media party.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Thanks RAT, for the invite…but I prefer to read at home…
Croc Holliday over 1 year ago
First World problems.
fencie over 1 year ago
Will Rat be sliding pizza under each door?
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Rat reads?
christineracine77 over 1 year ago
If there’s a fruit platter and sparkling water, I’m in!
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Misery doesn’t love company ? Anti-social distancing ?
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
That . . . actually sounds wonderful.
KEA over 1 year ago
my kind of party
larslarson over 1 year ago
So there is no mystery of why young people have few social skills, especially with people. And a lot of adults to.
Nobody_Important over 1 year ago
Sounds like a great party to me!
liberalnlovinit over 1 year ago
Why don’t you all just stay home and text each other or set up a room on Facebook?
The Waffles are my friends over 1 year ago
Ooooooh. Sign me up!
Sanspareil over 1 year ago
“Anti social it’s not just another way of life”
pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ve been to a few parties I wish I’d brought a book
bunrabbit99 over 1 year ago
a book…AND a cat!
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
And the point of this party is . . .
edeloriea14 over 1 year ago
I’d hate to attend that party.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Hey! Too close for comfort; I was one of two designated official “Party Poopers” in my college social club/fraternity….
LrdSlvrhnd over 1 year ago
I’m in!
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
I must be anti-social; sounds like my kind of party.