I'm just me
Consider first, given first, Willard Hurst. The only word that truly rhymes is the plural, “liverwursts”.
Because some people are either too stupid or too lazy to look it up. I once had to “repair” my boss’ laptop that kept shutting off for no reason, because he didn’t know he had to plug it into a wall so the battery would recharge.
At least he’s being honest…and as an unpublished author, I feel his pain.
In Shakespeare’s day, “wherefore” didn’t mean “where”. It meant “why”. “WHY are you a Romeo [Montague, and not anyone else I could date without getting into a feud?]”
If the goat bunged him in the stomach, how did he get a black eye?
Sounds just about right.
One less snowflake.
Why is Mom talking to herself? Or is the word balloon pointing at the wrong person?
Nah, they’re right below. I clicked on “Reply” to their posts, but the page brought me here instead of below their names.
Just be sure not to tell Twitter you’re a conservative, they’ll ban you right off the bat.