All the good ones were taken. I need to get up pretty early to beat some of these commentators.
Not a regular.
Waiting to cheer up sleepy Jean, his daydream believer and homecoming queen.
Now if we are talking smart a** objects then we are talking about your kid.
0 in Omaha with 6-10" of snow later today.
And as my young children would have done years ago to prove the point, walk behind the bean bag and pass a bit of gas on his head.
George! What are those greasy finger prints on the steering wheel?
SLAP! Stop it people!
@Buspopcod if we all got our news from the National Lampoon or The Onion it would be a happier world.
With an army of apologists telling you how normal the craziness is, and you are some sort of XXXXXist (Fill in the blank) for even mentioning it.