“You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.”
I bet a cell phone is really easy to read in there. And all the people talking with wireless units in their ears in the grocery store should be required to use one.
If someone acts like a monster, but no one is aware of that, and also if there’s no consequences (i.e. it is literally enough a private matter), it’s like a tree that falls but no one hears it.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
People will think you’re awful ugly if you walk around like that.
B UTTONS over 3 years ago
If you chose to enter the street and ignore the screaming folks outside the box, the box will double as a quick coffin.
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
This move will become known as the Upside-Down Ostrich, and will probably replace Downward Dog as a means of relaxation.
Bilan over 3 years ago
The Primal Scream is now replaced by the Porcine Scream.
RobinHood over 3 years ago
Pretty " Munch" all one can do.
marilynnbyerly over 3 years ago
They’ll be mugged by some cats who want the boxes.
blunebottle over 3 years ago
Those cries are sure to soon become a deafening roar…
aKG1 over 3 years ago
No need to be careful crossing the street. You already have your Scream Box when you get hit.
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
It works real well if you find the dense closed cell neoprene foam padding.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
A transparent scream box would be better for crossing the street .
Zykoic over 3 years ago
Have your hearing checked frequently.
AndreasMartin over 3 years ago
And here I thought this was a synonym for ‘Personal Computer’.Or maybe ‘PS4 trying to run Cyberpunk’.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
Lord Buckethead (or the similarly named musician) were ahead of their time.
Algolei I over 3 years ago
Now no one can tell if you’re not wearing a mask.
LilyGilder over 3 years ago
You scream, I scream, we all scream for January 20th!
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
Sometimes, Pig is a scream!
Gent over 3 years ago
Well, at least we can’t see whether you’re wearing a mask or not this way.
Breadboard over 3 years ago
Pasts says : Umm , Umm love my Debbie Downer Pills ;-) … Croc Power !
Reader over 3 years ago
Let your screams of injustice out for an airing once in awhile.
jel354 over 3 years ago
A cardboard box is proving versatile to a pig.
gokar RLV over 3 years ago
Where’s Munch when you need him?
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
I want one.
wrd2255 over 3 years ago
Primal scream therapy for the 21st century.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s replacing Twitter.
ajr58(1) over 3 years ago
Going into the garage, and getting in the truck with the door closed is a good place to do it.
Ksandler4570 over 3 years ago
It’s always scary when Goat likes ideas like this.
1953Baby over 3 years ago
The box is a twofer . . . you not only can scream, you don’t spread the virus. . . win-win. . .
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
I prefer a MY-Pillow, myself.
YippiKiAyMofo over 3 years ago
No, no…by all means…PLEASE cross the street. Or at least try.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
“You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.”
- Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
Malph over 3 years ago
New! By Electro Harmonix for out of this world lead tone!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Especially with that sham of a bill that congress just passed……….
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Cheaper than psychotherapy.
joefearsnothing over 3 years ago
The result of crossing a busy street with that over your head could solve all your problems in one bloody crash! ;o{
dsom8 over 3 years ago
I scream. You scream. We all scream…
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Injustice, Pastis? Seriously?
KEA over 3 years ago
seems like a big fluffy pillow would work better…and look better.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Works best if you don’t move, just stay still, alternating between whimpering and a full throated scream.
well-i-never over 3 years ago
I bet a cell phone is really easy to read in there. And all the people talking with wireless units in their ears in the grocery store should be required to use one.
rjarchuleta over 3 years ago
Pig’s box should have had tire tracks on it in the last panel!
mwksix over 3 years ago
Cars aim for the boxes. Serves the right for trying to ignore us!
Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago
Keep the box in the freezer. Then you will ice screem.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Some folks prefer boxers to briefs. But perfering boxes to hats?
Do be careful getting around!
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
Can you get one in time for Christmas?
NoobSkate36 over 3 years ago
Oqowo
NoobSkate36 over 3 years ago
Reply to my comments please
annqueue over 3 years ago
Mama’s got a scream box she wears on her head…
dmagoon202ii over 3 years ago
If someone acts like a monster, but no one is aware of that, and also if there’s no consequences (i.e. it is literally enough a private matter), it’s like a tree that falls but no one hears it.
frodisaur2 over 3 years ago
I’d wear one, but my cats have already claimed them.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 3 years ago
I like to scream into a pillow.