The guy also resembles Dr. Katz.
When NFL teams ask for funding for stadium, (professional) football often seems to be treated like a religion.
Garfield is more famous for eating lasagna; although, does Cookie Monster like pizza?
Only some graphic novels, like “Gon” achieved that.
Did Lio drink plenty of liquids before bed?; in a Simpsons Christmas episode, Bart did.
Also, a good distractive game, like Pokemon Go or handheld Pokemon RPG/virtual pet could substitute for sex.
They might have had access to fresh herbs like mint, spearmint, etc.