Retired 5'10" Caucasian, gray hair, blue eyes published artist lives in Florida.
It wasn’t easy!
This reminds of the time I walked into a barbershop and was seated. The barber said “what can I do for you, Sir?” I said I need a haircut that will make me look like George Clooney." He said “Sir we perform sartorial duties not miracles!”
A young man who is a virgin marries a very attractive young woman and as the time nears for him to perform his husbandly duties he worries that she may be experienced in such matters and he would, therefore, be embarrassed! She is already in their honeymoon bed and he is undressing in the bathroom. He decides to test her so he approaches the bed in his shorts, displays his private part and asks “Do you know what this is?” She says ,without hesitation, “That’s a weewee!” He is very encouraged by her answer and says “No that, my lovely bride, is a c—-k!” She responds with "No; I’ve seen thousands of them and, trust me, that’s a weewee!Sayonara friends!
I’m nominating you for the revered office of “Punmaster General”! ;o}
Look forward to your jokes! I know a lot of jokes and I even remember some of them! A lot of mine are not for a mixed crowd! ;o]
The sound is…….“Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm”.;o}
Wake up Eromlig! ;o}
Are you guys not paying any attention to what is happening under Sleepy Joe and his cronies?
Yep! It actually makes perfect sense…….at least, to me! ;o)
Sounds like an episode of MASH! ;o]