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Retired 5'10" Caucasian, gray hair, blue eyes published artist lives in Florida.

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  1. about 14 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    I was begging forgiveness from my own Grandmother may she rest in peace!

  2. about 14 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Like Eromlig, this needs no steenking intro! A traveling salesman is nearing a long day on the road when he sees a billboard that says Granny’s Gentlemens Club 2 miles on the right! He thinks that sounds like it might be a perfect way to end a very frustrating day! A little farther down the road he sees another sign that says Have the time of your life at Granny’s 500 ft. turn right! He’s excited now and pulls into Granny’s, knocks on the door and is greeted by none other than Granny herself! A sweet and kind looking elderly lady with silver hair and little pince nez eyeglasses on her nose! She says, in her sweet little granny voice “How can I help you young man?” He says “I would love to spend some time with one of your beautiful ladies!” Granny says “Certainly sir, that will be $50.00 for as long as your heart desires!” After he pays Granny the money she says “Thank you now go down this hall to the 4th door on the left and go right on in for the time of your life!” So he heads to the 4th door on the left and excitedly opens the door and steps into the cold outdoors! He hears the door slam behind him and when he turns around he faces the cold reality when he reads a sign on the door that says….You Have Just Been Screwed by Granny! Forgive me for this !

  3. about 15 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Now that is what I call hilarious!

  4. 1 day ago on Arlo and Janis

    Well said! That is why I tip very well knowing that that is going to be the majority of their take home pay! Also because I appreciate their work ethic!

  5. 1 day ago on Ballard Street

    I have seen lop eared bunnies but not a lopped head bunny! ;o{

  6. 3 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    If anybody wants me to explain this…forget it! I’m already in enough trouble! Capiche?

  7. 3 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    My tale today picks on the Italians, but in a nice way! Tony and Virginia are newlyweds and want to take a romantic train trip to some where in the Outer Banks for their honeymoon! He is telling a friend about the trip and the friend asks “So how was your honeymoon?” “Honeymoon a never a happen!” “What do you mean” asks his friend. “Well we a start off a with a nice a cocktails and a delicious a dinner in the a dining a car and a then we a go to a our a private a cabin for a wonderful a honeymoon night a together.” " Virginia and I are a ready to a climb in our berth when the a conductor is a walking a down the aisle and a he’s a shouting “norfolka Virginia norfolka Virginia!” So a honeymoon a never a happen!" ;o}

  8. 3 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Like a beautiful chalet on the fastest ski slope in South Beach? ;o]

  9. 3 days ago on Arlo and Janis

    …which means “You need to listen!” ;o]

  10. 3 days ago on Arlo and Janis

    Seems to be a trend these days and those parents are not helping them they are enabling them! :o[