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Retired 5'10" Caucasian, gray hair, blue eyes published artist lives in Florida.

Recent Comments

  1. about 9 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    It wasn’t easy!

  2. about 11 hours ago on Shoe

    This reminds of the time I walked into a barbershop and was seated. The barber said “what can I do for you, Sir?” I said I need a haircut that will make me look like George Clooney." He said “Sir we perform sartorial duties not miracles!”

  3. about 11 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    A young man who is a virgin marries a very attractive young woman and as the time nears for him to perform his husbandly duties he worries that she may be experienced in such matters and he would, therefore, be embarrassed! She is already in their honeymoon bed and he is undressing in the bathroom. He decides to test her so he approaches the bed in his shorts, displays his private part and asks “Do you know what this is?” She says ,without hesitation, “That’s a weewee!” He is very encouraged by her answer and says “No that, my lovely bride, is a c—-k!” She responds with "No; I’ve seen thousands of them and, trust me, that’s a weewee!Sayonara friends!

  4. about 11 hours ago on Wizard of Id

    I’m nominating you for the revered office of “Punmaster General”! ;o}

  5. about 11 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Look forward to your jokes! I know a lot of jokes and I even remember some of them! A lot of mine are not for a mixed crowd! ;o]

  6. 1 day ago on Speed Bump

    The sound is…….“Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm”.;o}

  7. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Wake up Eromlig! ;o}

  8. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Are you guys not paying any attention to what is happening under Sleepy Joe and his cronies?

  9. 3 days ago on Shoe

    Yep! It actually makes perfect sense…….at least, to me! ;o)

  10. 3 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    Sounds like an episode of MASH! ;o]