Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 08, 2019

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    Le'letha Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Elvis, if you modify Sophie’s painting, you will meet with a terrible fate.

    (If you make Sophie unhappy, you make Tommy unhappy, and we can’t have that, so then everyone’s unhappy!)

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    dmah Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Thanks for shouting that bit about the Santa beard, Lupin … I thought I was hallucinating it!

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    Sue Ellen  over 4 years ago

    My Christmas cactus is 40 years old. I rescued it from a jar of water in my late aunt’s house. Apparently somebody had given her a cutting and she was rooting it. It was about 4 inches long. My cousin was going to throw it away, but I volunteered to see if I could nurture it along. (What, you thought I only rescue dogs and cats and pigeons?) Forty years later it is very crowded in its 8 inch pot. Its diameter without stretching out the branches is just a hair under 30 inches. So far, I’m not seeing any buds but it usually blooms somewhere around or after Christmas. The last photo I took of Jasper, he was sitting in the chair next to the Christmas cactus sniffing one of the blooms.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    My “Christmas” cacti are long done blooming. But I cross fertilized them, so now I am anticipating pretty pink fruits that will last for a year!

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    Lifeflame  over 4 years ago

    I love how Sophie is doing graphics now for the broadcast

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    Kitty Katz  over 4 years ago

    Well, We Need a Little Christmas

    Leave out the holly,

    Please no poinsettias up there on the mantel shelf!

    Away with mistletoe

    Just some Kat Koffee and some spider treats’ wealth!

    …….

    For we need some Christmas Cactus,

    Right this very minute!

    Cat-friendly Christmas salad,

    Can’t wait to begin it,

    Yes we need some Christmas Cactus,

    Lasting ’til forever,

    We haven’t had a bowl of tuna,

    We have to eat right now or sooner!

    …….

    So break out the gas masks,

    Protect us from our vivid imaginations!

    Maybe a cool chart

    Make a sensation

    With all the Doomsday tasks!

    …….

    For we’re now a bit more hungry,

    Now a bit more tired,

    Now a bit more busy,

    Doing what’s required

    And we need some nice bright colors,

    Brighter than a fire,

    We need some Christmas Cactus now!!

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    Sue Ellen  over 4 years ago

    But Burt, if plants were the weapons, would the murder have more likely happened in the conservatory?

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    pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    As a public service announcement, this strip may have saved a few kitties lives.

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    lpayne.1632 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well, Sophie’s poster is beautiful, anyway . . . =)

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    Dirty Dragon  over 4 years ago

    ♪♫ Have a holly, jolly apocalypse.. ♪♫

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    Ruth Brown  over 4 years ago

    At least Elvis has a reason for the gas mask.

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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    Hey, Elvis I don’t need a FAKE beard. I’m 72 and a bit under tall for my weight, with a "salt SALT and pepper beard (maybe a cup of salt and a teaspoon of pepper). I have had a few kids ask me if I am Santa(I think at the instigation of their parents). I only give presents to dogs and cats, mostly pets and skritches, though sometimes I do give hugs to small kids.

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    Robin Harwood  over 4 years ago

    A graphic after my own heart. But, yes, the cockroaches should have Santa hats.

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    Robin Harwood  over 4 years ago

    And I like the small graphic showing that poinsettias mean doom.

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    Sue Ellen  over 4 years ago

    I love the little Santa hat on the BCN ball of yarn logo!

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    Colorado Expat  over 4 years ago

    And the Christmas cactus is friendlier than the Plant of Many Teeth!

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    maggijoseph Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It is one of the great sadnesses of my life that I couldn’t bring my mom’s Christmas cactus home and save it from the estate sale. Too much shade now from the mature oak and unsuitable windows here. Also our Lily cat eats any and all plants or flowers brought into our home so would likely have devoured it. We keep our poinsettia out on the patio where she can’t get to it.

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    Colorado Expat  over 4 years ago

    Elvis’ comment in panel 2 is an instant classic.

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    Aspen_Bell  over 4 years ago

    I want a print of Sophie’s painting. I want it on cards and t-shirts and posters. Pretty please with doom on it?

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    Gloria Fleming  over 4 years ago

    Georgia just posted this Calendar update on Instagram: I have some bad news—I’ve been trying my best to put together 12 paintings for a 2020 Zazzle calendar, and it is just not going to happen. I’m sorry. 2-3 paintings in, I don’t believe I could churn these all out in a few weeks. The usual quality just would not be there. I apologize if anyone is disappointed. I’m disappointed myself, I wanted very much to make this happen. I‘m like Elvis here, in that I will often take a lot on (and love to take a lot on—it can be a problem!) but sometimes that’s just not a good thing. I gave myself some grace and forgiveness last night to admit this isn’t going to happen (full transparency, while stress-eating ice cream at 1am). Sometimes even when we’ve tried really hard, if we feel that hot, tight grip of anxiety on the back of our neck and that guilty-tummy-dread of ‘OH NO, I took on too much!’ we’ve got to just say “oh wow. Ok, that not going to work.” My one regret here is I wish I’d thought of creating a calendar on Zazzle sooner. Now I have time to prepare for next year, at the very least. I hope everyone who is disappointed will understand. I’ll try to share this a few times, just so the word gets out to readers. I just tried to juggle too much this time, alas!15m

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    valeries Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The cockroaches look like they’re dancing—very happy to have the planet to themselves. Or maybe, they’re waving bye bye, dummies?

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    Colorado Expat  over 4 years ago

    OT – confession time…

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I want to thank the Orb for all your boops, prayers, good wishes and vibes that have been sent recently for our little Siamese girl, Apple. Unfortunately we had to let her go yesterday and while my heart is broken, it is good to know that she is not going to be in pain. She was on chemo pills and prednisolone for 19 months for the lymphoma. From about a month after she started treatment up to October, she had done very well, but the meds don’t work forever. We knew it going in but wanted to give her the chance to have a good quality life for a time, with folks who loved her. When we got her from the shelter in November 2016 she had been there for 4 months. I really believe she had been used as a breeder since she was not spayed and she wasn’t feral. But she wasn’t social or comfy with people at all, and it took almost a year until she would hang around with us. Then she discovered that my adult son Don (I live with him) was a pretty neat guy and she became quite attached to him. She loved to get into his lap and be pet for a while when he would come in from work and she slept on his bed every night. She was a shy and sweet little girl and I will go through many more boxes of Kleenex before my heart starts to heal. Ah, the cost of love is dear, isn’t it?

    No jokes this week for the Sunday Funday—-but I know you all will keep Don and me in your hearts through this and for that, I thank you all once again. You folks really are special and the words you share when one of the Orb experiences this DO matter.

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    stairsteppublishing  over 4 years ago

    Most plants contain some toxin. The bad news is that cats will nibble on most plants. The good news is that cats have delicate tummies and readily will regergerate those that are toxin.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Oh look, Lupin has grown a stout moustache.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of a particular cactus that grows in the wild. It’s got yellow flowers and a little bright reddish pink fruit which is kinda sweet and tasty. And it leaves that colour in your mouth making it look very pink. By pink I mean very bright deep pink. But you gotta be very very very careful while trying to remove the little fruit and eat it, otherwise you can get the tiny thorns of the cactus which are very difficult to be removed. The monkeys enjoy eating this fruit. I dunno the name of this cactus however.

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So, is this Sophie’s Christmas present to the boys or have they ‘borrowed’ it?

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    Robin Harwood  over 4 years ago

    Just noticed the candy cane in Lupin’s coffee mug. Hasn’t sweetened him, though. He’s still grumpy.

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      over 4 years ago

    The Santa beard makes him look even funnier.

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    cat19632001  over 4 years ago

    I’ll bet that in Australia, even a Christmas cactus is deadly. Right Robin?

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    anne o  over 4 years ago

    I have a big Christmas cactus in my kitchen right now. The cats will eat it if I put it out where they can get to it.

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    sugordon  over 4 years ago

    I love how cheerful Puck is. He’s a great little salescat for Christmas cacti.

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    Alicelth Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I was trying to figure out the phrase “It was Sir Percival in the library with your Christmas present” in panel two. Did some googling and came up with an obscure book (didn’t look right) and the Cattleya percivaliana, otherwise known as the Cattleya orchid and Christmas orchid. Could Burt be into growing orchids? Maybe in a certain greenhouse? Or Tommy or both? BTW apparently orchids seem to be safe around cats – but possibly not the fertilizers that might be used to grow the orchids. Cattleya orchids are beautiful.

    https://chadwickorchids.com/content/cattleya-percivaliana

    https://www.tuxedo-cat.co.uk/orchids-safe-cats/

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    tatempleman  over 4 years ago

    A gas mask with a Santa beard… LMAO! Elvis, you’re killing me!!!

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    asrialfeeple  over 4 years ago

    Those plants are only poisonous if eaten. STOP EATING POISON, YE DAFT CATS!!

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    Sue Ellen  over 4 years ago

    So is it Puck telling the cactus, “Hello friend” or is it the cactus speaking to Puck. There is a history of cactus seeming to speak with a little help from a certain masked rodent.

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    dessertlady Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Our church members order poinsettias every year, and every year at least one person asks me if I’m ordering any. We only have 30 active members, you would think they would all remember by now that I have three kitties and two dogs (two grand kitties that come for the holidays), so no, no poinsettias.

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    bluegirl285  over 4 years ago

    OMC, Lupin…yes he did!

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    Quabaculta  over 4 years ago

    I grieve with thee

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    cat19632001  over 4 years ago

    Does the poinsettia in panel one appear to have eyes and a mouth to anyone else? The more I look at it, the more afraid I get.

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    cat19632001  over 4 years ago

    Well Pucky says the Christmas cactus is pet safe so that means when Elvis starts chomping on it, he’ll be safe even if he doesn’t hork it up.

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    cat19632001  over 4 years ago

    Has anyone mentioned the double shot of Pucky toe beans yet?

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    elizabethvshaffer  over 4 years ago

    My Percival-void is huffy at the accusation. It was the tinsel, not the present.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Me demonstrating how hyoomans look silly walking on two feet :

    https://twitter.com/GentBear/status/1203670284701560835

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    cat19632001  over 4 years ago

    Is this a new Pucky’s Purrfect Christmas Tip?

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Time to relax the Funday Sunday in the garden.

    https://twitter.com/GentBear/status/1203670794397597696

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    I’m bearly a singer. But I gonna sing nonetheless.

    https://twitter.com/GentBear/status/1203672293806751746

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    DeerOrchid Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Pucky Toe Beans – Twice! and I also like the candy cane in Lupin’s mug.

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    rorie  over 4 years ago

    I continue to zip from comments back to my new friends and their lives because of all the observations shared. I love the strip and what it brings out in followers. I am loving this strip more all the time!

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    scyphi26  over 4 years ago

    So when the world ends, we can count on still having cockroaches, Twinkies, and Christmas cacti. Good to know.

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    wildwind  over 4 years ago

    Well, Puck, my boy, they may be virtually indestructible and I will admit they are amenable to resuscitation but I will attest that a Christmas Cactus is not literally indestructible. I love Elvis and Burt’s crawl is purrfect!

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    cat19632001  over 4 years ago

    I wonder if any of the villains on the Woman’s favorite British murder mystery series have ever used these plants to poison their victims.

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    Lou  over 4 years ago

    Decades ago, I was dating a young woman whose parents hated me. One year, I gave the ’rents a Christmas cactus. They, mom especially, thought it would die out not long after our romance died out. Well, the romance did die out, but the cactus lived on for decades. Not only live, but flourish to a point where they were giving out cuttings hand over fist. So, not only did the plant live on as a reminder of me…it also did so in the homes of friends and family.

    A while back, my old flame and I got back in touch. At that time the plant was still alive. Her mom couldn’t bring herself to get rid of it since it was such a nice plant. But, every year when the plant bloomed, mom was heard to mutter, “that damn Lou”

    Revenge is mine.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Lupin seems to have replaced Elvis as the grumpy/negative reporter.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    I have never personally known any cat so dumb as to voluntarily eat anything in quantities sufficient to send it to the vet for emergency care. Only humans are that stupid.

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    NWdryad  over 4 years ago

    A friend of mine keeps asking me whether a particular plant now and then is poisonous to her cat. Finally I just told her to consider every plant poisonous and leave it at that.

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    willie_mctell  over 4 years ago

    Panel 2 is pretty darned good. Christmas cactuses do the birth and resurrection thing well if you’re into the solstice. I think of them as unassuming plants with nice flowers.

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    gcottay  over 4 years ago

    Our local news organization tells us the Christmas Cactus blossoms are tasty and is investigating how they were moved to the PBC. (Place Beyond Climbing)

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    rbluecat  over 4 years ago

    Is it just me, or does that poinsettia in panel 1 vaguely resemble a skull? Yikes!

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    AndrewSihler  over 4 years ago

    The little cockroaches yucking it up are a cute touch, but they’ll sober up when they have to deal with the fact that human dwellings are essential to their survival. “Dry litter” creatures don’t have many habitat choices in nature, and you never find a cockroach very far from the nearest habitation.

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    piwismom  over 4 years ago

    OMC!!! I haven’t laughed this much in a long time! Georgia has outdone herself with today’s strip! Every panel is just too much!! Sophie painted the end-of-the-world painting too! ♥♥♥

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    Ann L Hodgson Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I just lost my Munchkin. About a month ago she had recently lost around 2 pounds, having some difficulties walking was tested and seemed to be a new diabetic with slightly elevated liver enzymes. This morning she had difficulty breathing and I brought her to the vet, who said that she looked grave, probably had liver cancer not just diabetes, and she died there a short time later with me holding her. RIP my Munchkin girl

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    Hedgehog  over 4 years ago

    This seems like a good day to re-post the BCN “freebies” link of Christmas themed fun!

    http://www.breakingcatnews.com/freebies/

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    knight1192a  over 4 years ago

    Oh, so that’s why I thought there was some ancient calico with Puck and Lupin when I first looked at the strip before reading it. Didn’t realieve at first Elvis was wearing a gas mask with a Santa beard glued to it. All I was seeing was what appeared to calico markings with a long white beard. I thought at first they’d managed to find old footage from like the late ‘60s or early ’70s of one of Winnie’s cats before their passing, explaining why he wasn’t appearing as a ghost.

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    One Serious Cat  over 4 years ago

    The poinsettia in panel one looks suspiciously like a skull.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    Pet Poison Hotline and other animal medical resources says poinsettias only cause mild mouth irritation, if that, so Georgia’s PSA isn’t accurate. And, yes, Christmas and Thanksgiving cacti can be killed. Too much water and squirrel destruction killed mine.

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    Gloria Fleming  over 4 years ago

    I’ve posted a pic of my Tommybaum on Instagram (#Tommybaum). https://www.instagram.com/p/B50ipZNFZbR/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link On Instagram I’m gloriasfig7 but I think this is the first pic I’ve ever posted.

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    El-Kabong  over 4 years ago

    Someone knows about roaches.

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    Font Lady Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So a couple of days ago the temps were down to 32F. I was in the cafeteria with my students and one of the other aides came in and asked me how I was. I said, “Frozen.”

    She said, “I’m frozen too.”

    Before I could stop myself, I blurted, “Wow! I’m the original and you’re the sequel!”

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    Drew Smith Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Poinsettias have not been shown to be toxic to cats: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poinsettia#Toxicity

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    Maizing  over 4 years ago

    No official Sunday Fun Day thread today? Well, here’s my contribution:

    https://youtu.be/EdbwJrHz27s

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    Code the Enforcer  over 4 years ago

    It’s a Holiday at Ground Zero!! :)

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    RobertaPyle  over 4 years ago

    Bless your heart for giving Apple a loving home for the last few years of her life. She will greet you when you cross the Rainbow Bridge.

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    mountaingreenery.  over 4 years ago

    It sounds to me as though Puck has done extensive testing to confirm his statement on the durability of Christmas cacti.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Santa Roach. Or two or three.

    http://c2.thejournal.ie/media/2013/12/roach-2.jpg

    http://i.imgur.com/ogREgKh.jpg

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    jmorris9999 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Virtually indestructible…..don’t tell that to my wife.

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    colleen_demaio Premium Member over 4 years ago

    As a gardener, I should probably mention that while concern about poinsettias is overblown (they likely aren’t toxic after all), NEVER EVER EVER bring a lily, especially an Easter lily, into your home. A cat might be very “good” around plants—never nibbling a leaf—but still be killed by the grains of pollen that drop off the anthers if they happen to lick it off their fur. A tiny amount can cause organ failure. Just don’t risk it.

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    BillJackson2  over 4 years ago

    OT: spreadsheet

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    shirins Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I love the little heart the Christmas cactus sends back to Puck in the last panel!

    My “Christmas Cactus” blooms on my birthday/thanksgiving. It has been in my family for over 40 years and my Mom just realized I still have it when I mentioned it on my birthday. My parents actually moved away from me (not as bad as it sounds – I was 20 and after we lived there 2 years they moved away from Bellingham to go to Joplin. Having just escaped Texas I wasn’t leaving the Pacific Northwest.) The cactus was left with me and it is the only plant I inherited that hasn’t succumbed to one thing or the other (I have a very green thumb, until I don’t. My plants suffer when I do. )

    Mom would love to have a cutting so I’m going to try and send a cutting with their Christmas presents, which this year will mostly be just local food. If it doesn’t take I’ll bring one with me next time I visit.

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    shwhite369  over 4 years ago

    I am so sorry for your loss. ((Hugs))

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    JenniferJohnson  over 4 years ago

    Love and prayers

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    Sue Ellen  over 4 years ago

    It’s been a rough week for Star Trek fans. I just read that Rene Auberjonois passed earlier today. Odo was my favorite character on DS9.

    “In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars will be laughing when you look at the sky at night.” ― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

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    crochetwhitethings  over 4 years ago

    Anyone else noticing the “Sophie” on the picture of the doomsday?

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Multiflora rose too. Cockroaches, Christmas cacti. and multiflora rose.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  over 4 years ago

    Heck, a Christmas cactus is a plant you can love for several life-times… I have one that’s survived 3 years of my care after my mother passed away, 20 years of her care (better than mine) after her mother passed away, and I dunno how many years of her care (actually good) after her mother passed away…. but Mom always insisted that the plant was older than she was, so that would put it in its 70s at this point.

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