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Everyone says he is crazy. The scarier thing is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid. You just don’t. [Fran Lebowitz]

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  1. about 14 hours ago on Nancy

    What I like is that your post anticipated and lampooned several of the other comments before they were posted.

    I don’t think pulleys were involved, but intermeshing gears, yes.

  2. about 20 hours ago on Nancy Classics

    My favorite riddle from childhood:

    If March winds bring April showers, and April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring ?

  3. about 20 hours ago on Wallace the Brave

    I never noticed before that his yoyo is a sleeper.

  4. about 20 hours ago on Signe Wilkinson

    There’s another important fact to heed if you want to end the Trumpublicam Reign of Error. To stop voting Republican is not enough. You must vote for the only person who can beat Trump and the only Party that can undo the Republican atrocities of these four years.

    Don’t even think about voting third party. A vote for a third party IS A VOTE FOR TRUMP !

  5. about 20 hours ago on Signe Wilkinson

    But never forget, he won without a majority last time and he may do so again.

  6. about 20 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Dolphins can. They perform elaborate maneuvers in front of mirrors. They’ll do this for hours, apparently just for the fun of it.

  7. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I used to know all that Jewish holiday stuff, learned from Jewish friends ar Emory University.

    One thing I miss… the “tricorn hat” cookies that always appeared for Purim.

    The fillings were pretty wonderful, even the very basic ones with prunes and apricots. But the two fillings that I really loved were the vanilla poppy seed ones and the rosewater pistachio marzipan ones.

    I need to find a source for ready mades or follow one of the online recipes for these.

  8. 1 day ago on Luann

    Once upon a time I had a job that for whatever reason put me in possession of the only key to the only thermostat box for a large, heavy traffic building containing offices, a retail shop, classrooms, a day care center, and much more. Constant streams of visitors in and out all day.

    Word quickly got around that only I could adjust the temperature.

    So every day, many times a day, all seasons of the year, I got " I’m shivering. Will you turn up the heat?" Or, “I’m being roasted alive! Can you make it cooler?”

    Sometimes I’d get exactly opposite requests simultaneously, one in my right ear, one in my left.

    It was the only time in my life that I made it a personal policy to answer every such request with a lie. I’d express sympathy and promise to fix it, but would do nothing.

    Far more often than not, I would later get direct feedback that usually consisted of “Thank you so much! I feel much better now!”

    Glad to be of service.

  9. 2 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    And easier than killing off all the female mosquitoes would be to raise thousands of males, sterilize them, and release them into heavily mosquito infested areas. This technique, being tested in the USA right now, should keep millions (or more!) of the pests from ever being born.

  10. 2 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Males in many of those species are expendable. A queen honeybee mates once with a single male. She can then lay fertile eggs for the rest of her life. He, on the other hand simply dies.

    Not only that, all of the other males are either killed outright or are forced out of the nest to starve. They are not needed and only make more work for the worker bees. In other words, they consume valuable resources but give zero benefit to the group.

    Most of the time, a honeybee hive has no males at all, new ones only being hatched when it’s time to start a new colony.