The arts often depend on grants (National Endowment for the Arts for example, along with other state, federal, corporate & private sources) for funding – sounds to me you have a skill set that could possibly be a fit for grant management/administration/writing.
K-12 School districts may need reliable substitutes in all sorts of positions, not just teaching. Also, some school districts might not require a teaching credential for every substitute position, a bachelor or masters degree might suffice.
You are elf magic!
Your ferals may be related.
He’s plasma intolerant and proud of it.
It’s only her mouse ears laid back.
Invoice with a strongly worded letter to follow!
Maybe Agnes will get some for Christmas.
Hmmmmm, neither Kirk nor Picard, maybe Malcolm Reynolds……….
But did it look fancy? Style points count as well as athleticism.