If I had it to do over again I’d go to a good trade school. Didn’t get that much good out of my B.A. in Liberal Arts.
He had an utterly miserable and frustrating business trip and then comes home, exhausted, to be told his son is in the hospital “because he was hit by a car”. Right now giving up his job sounds like a pretty good idea!
We record all the shows we watch and then fast forward through the commercials.
I KNOW that hot chocolate or chai or coffee will burn me if I just gulp it down. That’s why I add a little milk, cradle the warm cup in my hands while enjoying the aroma, and THEN take tiny sips.
Finish your math or we’ll be locking up all your electronics.
He’s eight going on forty!
I think…Social Justice Warrior?
Big purple ape inflatables, often seen on roofs of car dealeerships.
That actually sounds kind of good. I like a barbecued chicken pizza, myself!
Crocodile Dundee after studying the bidet: “It’s fer washing yer behind!”