Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 06, 2023

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    McColl34 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    NO! Not the poor owl lamp again!

    (Or one of them, anyway. I get the impression that they are regularly replaced.)

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    thelsrc  about 1 year ago

    Parkour Ora Zella. Well, of course.

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    Aspen_Bell  about 1 year ago

    Well, there’s no rules against parkour, are there?

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    FreihEitner Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Isn’t that what J. Jonah Jameson always shouts? “Parkour!”

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    cb8ty  about 1 year ago

    Where did she learn that?

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    cb8ty  about 1 year ago

    Looks like they woke up the girl? At 2 AM? Are they busted?

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    dmah Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Ora Zella is a superball disguised as a smol cat — she’s got way more bounce to the ounce than one could ever guess!

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    ikini Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Puck is still feeling uncertain. He is actually leaning away from the scene.

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    Robin Harwood  about 1 year ago

    It looks as though the lamps are, as was widely suspected, doomed.

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    Liz the Lucky Premium Member about 1 year ago

    OT: (cuz I want to show off)

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  about 1 year ago

    Ora appears to be the TRUE child of CHAOS.

    Is she going to dethrone Lupin, the once and former Lord of Chaos ?!?

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    WelshRat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Does the woman sleep sitting up?

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    David 42  about 1 year ago

    Cat games by Parkour Brothers

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    Gloria Fleming  about 1 year ago

    She flies through the air with the greatest of ease, the daring young tortie as cute as you please.

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    uncle snipe  about 1 year ago

    Ora Z , in the side pocket!

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Torties and smol cats tend toward parkour. Monroe is an exemplar.

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    Jungle Empress  about 1 year ago

    That’s the most impressive parkour I’ve ever seen!

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    Jacob Mattingly   about 1 year ago

    PARKOUR!

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    shwhite369  about 1 year ago

    Reminds me of the parkour scene from The Office. Parkour!

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    cat19632001  about 1 year ago

    If it is there, it will be parkoured off of, right Ora Zella?

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    bookworm0812  about 1 year ago

    OOF!

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    deojaideep aka Courage  about 1 year ago

    There goes the owl lamp again!!!

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    cat19632001  about 1 year ago

    Has anycat made a diagram of the new race course?

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    ekw555  about 1 year ago

    not the Owl Lamp!

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    DorseyBelle  about 1 year ago

    10 points to OZ for the busted lamp, 50 points to Orb for Rare Sighting of Sideways Flying Kitten.

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    Katzen1415  about 1 year ago

    Given the racing course for the last 2 AM running of the cats (https://www.breakingcatnews.com/comic/the-bi-monthly-2-am-running-of-the-cats/) parkour hardly seems out of place.

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    Kitty Katz  about 1 year ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    At the Artisans’ Studio

    Arachna: It looks like my new web fabric has passed the Ora Z test.

    Adobe Style: Just watch out for the bell display, Ora!

    Ora Z: Wheeee!

    Bells: Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

    Arachna: We may have just invented a new arcade game.

    At the Artisans’ Workshop

    Iggy: I’ve drawn up a plan of what a guitar might look like. What kind of wood should we use?

    Iron Glove: Let’s see what we have and decide what makes the best sound.

    Iggy: Some of these woods come from thousands of miles away. How did you come by them?

    Iron Glove: The Camel Branch of the Ancient and Accepted Procurers’ Guild have sources of which we know not.

    At the Afar Public Library and Coffee Shop

    Beaver Lee Cleary: Here’s a scroll from Chef Ambrosius:

    Today we are going to have a celebration in the library foyer. I’ve brought crackers and chocolate and marshmallows. We have everything ready for a dessert feast.

    Puckmosis: It looks like everything was going well. Wonder what happened.

    Bev: It goes further:

    Everything has been put away and the fires extinguished. It looks like a storm is brewing. This only happens every few decades.

    Elvis-Anum: Could it have been a freak accident? Maybe a lightning strike?

    Beatrixia: I suppose anything is possible.

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    cat19632001  about 1 year ago

    BOING, BOING BOING

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    Ora Zella is the Queen of Parkour!

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    rs0204 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Our beloved little Ora is Flubber!

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    Le'letha Premium Member about 1 year ago

    This may be the year the July Bug meets his match!

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Eyup. Little ones tend to bounce off the walls in glee. Cats, dogs and even humans.

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    sisterea  about 1 year ago

    Parkour????

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    bryan42  about 1 year ago

    Yep, the little blur got the first lamp!

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  about 1 year ago

    Get your motor purrin’! Out there in the hallway! knockin’ over Owl lamps! Or whatever is in my way! Born to do Paaarkoooour!!

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    Nuliajuk  about 1 year ago

    Oh my cat! I once had a female cat who used to do this when she was young! She wasn’t tiny though, she was a strapping 14 pounds of muscle and long flowing fur.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 1 year ago

    I wanna free run, bounce off the Woman

    I wanna fling myself through the sky

    I’m a speed ball, the floor is all lava

    We’ll have one less lamp for a while

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    Now I’m free, free runnin’

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    (With about seven hundred and seventy-eight groveling pardons to Tom Petty, with the rest of the customary thousand to be apportioned out to the other Traveling Wilburys.)

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    Code the Enforcer  about 1 year ago

    Parkour Lewis Can’t Lose !! …

    (No cats here named Lewis, though!) … :)

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    anomalous4  about 1 year ago

    OT: Bad kitty!

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    mepowell  about 1 year ago

    Years ago, Rusty came tearing in the front door just as I opened it. I was carrying a full pitcher of water (to water the flowers). He bounced off my leg. I staggered into a chair, cut and bruised my leg and dropped the pitcher on the floor!

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    Code the Enforcer  about 1 year ago

    Ora Zella is totally Parkouring the race here, folks! But! – WAIT! … Oh, NO !! … She’s heading STRAIGHT TOWARD ! … … … (wait for it) … … …

    The ‘NO PARKOURING ZONE’ !! … … :)

    (OK. Me go Duck-And-Cover now!! … Hee-hee-hee!!) … :)

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    markwillman4  about 1 year ago

    I guess she does.

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    La Gata Loca  about 1 year ago

    The women needs to just glue the lamps down once and for all. Or move to wall sconces.

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    oish  about 1 year ago

    Butter? Or I can’t believe it’s not hydrogenated vegetable shortening?

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    GaryCooper  about 1 year ago

    We have a kitten like that.

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    Lauren Kramer  about 1 year ago

    I love how Ora becomes a little jelly bean when grabbing her hind feet.

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    marilynnbyerly  about 1 year ago

    Museum putty. Get it, Woman. It’s clear goo that holds down precious things during earthquakes, cat zoomies, and toddler attacks.

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    DawnMcCandless  about 1 year ago

    Yup Starlord!!!

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    Red Bird  about 1 year ago

    Pretty smart method, Ora. You might win the race for sure.

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    markwillman4  about 1 year ago

    And now it’s Ora Zella by a lampshade!

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    scaeva Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Tortie kittens must have been the inspiration for pinball.

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    Ricky Bennett  about 1 year ago

    Ricochet Rabbit is the mentor…

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    Fennec! at the Disco  about 1 year ago

    Wow! The little bit does that too!

    They’re parkour twinsies!

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    GSD Mom Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Ever since I was a young cat

    I’ve played like a tortie ball….

    From owl lamps to the People,

    I must’ve bounced them all.

    With apologies to Pete Townshend and the Who.

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    rheddmobile  about 1 year ago

    This is totally our 3 month old kitty. Except she uses her claws as well to run on the sides of the sofa like a magic ninja.

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    Georgia Dunn creator about 1 year ago

    Hello!! I posted this on the strip from April 1, 2023, but I wanted to add it here too: Thank you to readers who pointed out that the new hallway would block the Nursery windows. The cats have corrected it, and I have shared the updated map to all of BCN’s social media accounts. I don’t know if it can be corrected in the archives, but going forward the amended map of the apartment in the second slide will be the map the cats use. BCN appreciates the diligence of viewers like you!! I wish I could have blamed it on April Fool’s Day, lol, but it was just an honest mistake! There’s a lot to keep track of in the Big House House diagrams, even I get turned around!

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    uncle snipe  about 1 year ago

    OT: Critters

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    TenTimes  about 1 year ago

    Wait. Georgia’s a trampoline now?

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    emiesty  about 1 year ago

    @rs0204 Flubber was invented a few miles from my hometown. We children enjoyed playing with it long before it went commercial with Hasbro. I never saw the films. IDK whether any absent’minded professors were involved.

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    knight1192a  about 1 year ago

    What the heck is Ora Z saying? Keep wanting it to be from the old Parkae commercials

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    Cat girl  about 1 year ago

    Parkour!

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    crazeekatlady  about 1 year ago

    But alas, no toe beans to Squee at. Oh, the felinity of it all.

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    metagalaxy1970  about 1 year ago

    She’s a bouncer!

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    willie_mctell  about 1 year ago

    That kitten has flair.

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    turner7811 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Wishing Pucky and all who celebrate Chag Sameach! Blessings of Passover to all!

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    kittylover.truitt  about 1 year ago

    Parkour!

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    KROverton  about 1 year ago

    My cats use me and all living room furniture for parkour courses.

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