We thought our female cat had no voice for the first few months we had her – we were actually going to ask the vet to check her vocal chords.
Then she decided to speak up, and now she talks the hind leg off a donkey all day long.
Not sure I’d trust a doctor who doesn’t know how to put on a mask.
Plethora pants look just like leather from a distance, on a cloudy day.
Also a pedophile and rapist.
Moles are also venomous.
A lot of traditional nursery rhymes and stories were originally intended for adults and were watered down and changed to make them suitable for children.
You knew he had bad taste when you married him.
We found one on a beach in Cuba and thought it would make a nice souvenir. The smell when we got it into an enclosed space was… indescribable.
Well, last year I bought a new printer (on sale) that had a built in fax machine, so I suppose somebody somewhere must still use pagers as well.
The first hoarder?