A true Calvin and Hobbes lover!
I prefer the safety features on vehicles that help prevent the whole collision rather than protect the hearing from damage incurred BECAUSE of a collision. Good think I won’t be leasing an MB.
Ummm….Mr. Mallard? You’re a DUCK. Ducks can FLY, birdbrain! Dogs can’t. So simply get airborne and out of the dog’s reach and far, far away so he doesn’t find you.
So in a roundabout way….yes. But get Jelly Bellies! MUCH better than regular old jelly beans.
Better check with The Almighty and make sure it’s OK for you to sign it.
Why don’t you make up a poster to put next to it that says “It’s 98° out today?” To make you appreciate it even more, find out what the humidity is. If there’s really high humidity with the intense heat, then it’s REALLY miserable. We live near one of the Great Lakes, so around here, we know!
Are you sure you don’t mean you “bonked yourself on the bean?”
Now Jon, I would think that after having Garfield for several years that you would know better than that.
Don’t forget to poke his tummy!