A true Calvin and Hobbes lover!
OMG, for real? I was recently thinking about how I used to love Fig Newtons but have never tried an actual fig and how I might like to try one sometime. Never gonna happen now. And I’ll never eat another Fig Newton as long as I live. I like the apple Newtons better anyway.
Pasta salad is still salad, Ma.
Yeah. So? What’s wrong with zucchini?
Ow. He’s gonna look like a raccoon shortly.
We are Si-am-ee-ese if you plea-ese. We are Si-am-ee-ese even if you don’t please.
Uh-oh. But really, if she’s gonna be spanked for bad grades, what good does that do? You can’t beat knowledge into someone. Believe me, I know. My dad would beat me for getting things wrong on my homework. But I still didn’t know the answers any more than I knew them before.
Given a permanent vacation?
Actually, those sweet ones sound good! A health nut might like the wheat grass. Sushi? Well, maybe if you like that sort of thing.
Sure, there is! Now you need to invent matches!
Pica at it’s finest.