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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 22, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 10 months ago

    I think there’s an underarm hair floating in there.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  10 months ago

    funny… so do i

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    marilynnbyerly  10 months ago

    Stirring with a light saber is more hygenic than a Jedi armpit.

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    B UTTONS  10 months ago

    Ewww. Hate to think about Luke’s lower storage place.

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    juncarlo  10 months ago

    I would have assumed that he would heat the coffee with the lightsaber.

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    Sherlock Watson  10 months ago

    It’s like the punchline to an old joke:

    “That was ice cold! Why did you tell me it was lukewarm?”

    “Well, eet luke warm to me.”

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    kevin  10 months ago

    I’m wondering how he managed to switch hands before handing the coffee to Pig.

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    Fantasychamp14  10 months ago

    Wah, wah, wah…

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    Yontrop  10 months ago

    And with his beer, Cool-hand Luke is waiting in the wings.

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    WelshRat Premium Member 10 months ago

    The farce is with him.

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    kaffekup   10 months ago

    I’m sorry, I’m a literalist.

    A real Jedi would leave the lightsaber off, and hanging from his or her belt, until it was time to use it.

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    tudza Premium Member 10 months ago

    lukewarm, as was the reception of this comic.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    May the froth be with you!

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    MeanBob Premium Member 10 months ago

    Pastis, didn’t learn anything from Salman Rushdie’s experience. Now you’ll have the Star Wars crowd after you.

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    Kind&Kinder  10 months ago

    Some women (and perhaps some men) have argued that Luke is pretty hot, but I never got the thrust of that argument. Maybe he got some special sexy markings on Tatooine?

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    stillfickled Premium Member 10 months ago

    Corn

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    Troglodyte  10 months ago

    What, or rather whom, does Pig use for his cold coffee? Vanilla Ice? Ice-T?

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    Caldonia  10 months ago

    This is actually cute! A welcome change from the grumpy “everyone’s a dumb jerk” theme that the strip has been doing lately!

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    Nachikethass  10 months ago

    Yo-dan’t say!

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    Sisyphos  10 months ago

    Where’s Cartoon-Boy when you need to disarm him?

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    Darsan54 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Careful. These things belong to a very litigious Disney mouse now.

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    luke’s lukewarm about luke warming, however…

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    Kaputnik  10 months ago

    When it comes to coffee, I feel the pull of the dark side.

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    InuYugiHakusho  10 months ago

    Rat didn’t confront Pastis on this one.

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    mjb515  10 months ago

    Will you take it with blue milk or green?

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  10 months ago

    Very funny.

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    Breadboard  10 months ago

    So where does he keep the Donuts ? … Croc Power !

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    Oh, Brother!!! New low Pastis!! Love it!

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    Gent  10 months ago

    Star Bucks movies :

    Star Bucks — A New Scoop.

    Star Bucks — The Emperor Wants Black.

    Star Bucks — Return of The Java.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  10 months ago

    Like the last few movies.

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    hariseldon59  10 months ago

    The humor seems a bit ‘force’-d.

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    Markov Da Robot  10 months ago

    Ohhhhhhh. I normally LOVE Pastis’s puns but this one was bad. Ohhh sooo bad.

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    Markov Da Robot  10 months ago

    If we get many Star Wars puns throughout the week, I’m gonna flip.

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    russef  10 months ago

    I thought he would have warmed it with his light saber.

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    dadoctah  10 months ago

    “Aren’t you a little short to be a barista?”

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    Ksandler4570  10 months ago

    Sadly, but only because this is Star Wars – AND coffee related, this may now be in top 5-10 of all time.

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    SusieB  10 months ago

    I’m putting some Bailey’s in the coffee I get in the way to work. My job is literally leading me to drink.

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    JB10000Lakes  10 months ago

    Kinda looks like he’s resting the “blade” against his shoulder in frame three as well.

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    johndifool  10 months ago

    At least Luke only needed one hand.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Ewe!

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    cunningpal  10 months ago

    There’s a missing panel at the end — Rat bashing Stephan. . .

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    skipper1992  10 months ago

    Okay, Stephan, this was a reach even for you.

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    J Quest  10 months ago

    Looks like it’s in a Han Solo cup…

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    VICTOR PROULX  10 months ago

    No “like” today. I don’t think that is even a pun.

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    Linguist  10 months ago

    Thanks, Steph! I love to start my Mondays off with a strong, hot cup of coffee and a Lukewarm pun!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  10 months ago

    A bad pun and a ‘Star Wars’ reference. Thank you, Pastis.

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    watcheratthewell  10 months ago

    Weak too – - missed his – Luke, I am your father’s day

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    mwksix  10 months ago

    “Forced” hot air. The new kitchen aid!

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    momofalex7  10 months ago

    The worse puns are the best puns. A real groaner.

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    Snoots  10 months ago

    Armpit kawfee? Pass.

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    CaveCat87  10 months ago

    For some reason, I was expecting to hear Rat say to Pastis, “I find your lack of perception… disturbing”.

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    richdell  10 months ago

    Q. What is the interior temperature of a Tauntaun?

    A. Luke warm

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    wdpowell  10 months ago

    May the caffeine be with you.

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    marilynnbyerly  10 months ago

    At least he didn’t put in a dead tauntaun.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Richard H Steinmetz III Premium Member 10 months ago

    You have been stuck inside WAY TO LONG!…….lol

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    cromwelljones53  10 months ago

    I. Love. Puns. ’nuff said.

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    Lablubber   10 months ago

    I find your lack of froth disturbing.

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    Obi-Haiv  10 months ago

    As a huge fan of both Star Wars and bad puns, I love today’s strip!

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    wjbillthompson  10 months ago

    May the froth be with you.

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    Randru  10 months ago

    ahhhhhhhhhh pastis

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    phil  10 months ago

    May the farce be with you

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    jonnytest  10 months ago

    Oh the humanity. You will surely die a slow and agonizing death for all the gut-wrenching groans that you have ripped from the very souls of your readers this day.

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  10 months ago

    Normally this is the kind of comic that would end with them threatening Pastis.

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    eddi_tbh  10 months ago

    The Farce is strong in that coffee.

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    lordhoff  10 months ago

    The force, of course.

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    kittygatos  10 months ago

    Remember when people thought the song said “Carry a laser” when it was singing “Kyrie eleison”? (Lord, have mercy). Beautiful song. https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tFP1zcsNjAtN0opMjNg9OLPLVLIzSwuSS1SyK4sykwFAJLVCfs&q=mr+mister+kyrie&oq=mr+miswer+&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j46l2j0l4.6173j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 10 months ago

    Stephan. You did not write that.

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    Concretionist  10 months ago

    That’s not even luke-funny.

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    cymusiker  10 months ago

    Mad Jedi skills

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    Evboi  10 months ago

    Finnaly, one thats not about coronavirus

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    BradDrunkenTraitor  9 months ago

    Mr Pastis sir, at times I consider you a criminal for your wanton cruelty to the English language.

    I love you too much to stay angry though.

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