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  1. 1 day ago on Texts From Mittens

    Am I the only one who could very easily envision him misinterpreting information about there being a present deluge of “mittens” memes on social media?

  2. 5 days ago on Over the Hedge

    Ah, one of the “1A only applies when I agree with it” types, I see …

  3. 5 days ago on Over the Hedge

    Surely Fry and Lewis have more than a two-week lead time??

  4. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I thought I was the last person in America who remembered that show.

  5. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    rs0204 asked a question down-thread that now has me curious: is pizza different in Australia than in the US?

  6. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Mmm hmm. Big, stubborn, unshakeable even in the face of being told “that’s not how any of this works” and affiliated with elephants … of course you meant the censor. We’ll run with that. :-)

  7. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I work for a home healthcare company doing Medicare billing and collections. When training a new employee and explaining the rather convoluted process we need to go through to submit an appeal, even if it’s an obvious error on Medicare’s part, they inevitably ask whether you can just call and have them fix it automatically.

    My standard response: “An 800-pound gorilla that makes a mistake … is still an 800-pound gorilla, and this is what they require.”

  8. 6 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I used to work for Merrill Lynch. As some of you know, their mascot is a bull. As such, there was a statue of a bull in front of the entrance.

    Said bull was anatomically correct. And gifted.

  9. 6 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    In tenth grade, my American Lit class read “An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge.” I can still picture the teacher, George Hunt, becoming agitated, repeatedly. “No! Peyton Farquhar was not hung! He was hanged! Hung is something else entirely!”

  10. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Well, I’m not wrapped in a blanket, but I am parked in front of my fireplace, relaxing with a cup of coffee on this, the first time that MLK Day has been a core holiday for my employer.