The upside to that house is it’s probably the only one on the block where you can play old 8-track tapes.
I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. — Groucho Marx
When I was a kid, there was a Mister Donut in town that sold what they called Texas Donuts. Big and tasty!
Work 10-15 and retire? Sign me up!
It’s comments like yours that make me wish there was a downvote option.
Really, if you’re that dumb, you probably should be eaten.
If Alice flushes ice cubes to make it snow, I guess she flushed a lot of toilet paper to make this happen.
In my classroom, I have a No ’phones policy to cover all the tele, head, and ear varieties.
I only know French when I’m ordering toast or dressing.