Can’t argue with that.
Calvin’s mom doesn’t get to complain should she get a phone call from Calvin’s school telling her he didn’t come to class today.
You never have to worry about food going to waste with Garfield around.
Jon would probably lose his hands.
The quiz is over, to be fair.
Maybe it was for a DIY project that Jon clearly can’t do by himself.
Motherhood: A job one refuses to quit and at which she cannot afford to fail at.
My thoughts exactly.
I read Tracer Bullet’s dialogue in Max Payne’s voice.
Sort of, yes. In A Garfield Christmas, Garfield and Jon’s grandma had these exact same conversations.