Indeed. Little Debbie Swiss Rolls are better.
Wow, another version. Cool. Mine is:
This land is my land
It can’t be your land
Because it’s my land
If this were an island
It’d still be my land
This land was made for only me
All the best Tolkien jokes Aragorn.
Same with various other professions, like veterinarian.
Curse you and these totally under-done noodles! Oh my Lord, what’s up with these boiled eggs!
Push him in, hold him under, and keep yelling “Wet Willie!”
New management agreed to pick up old contracts.
yes, one does need servants
Given the horseman story is really old and European, most of those weren’t an option. Turnip, now that would be the thing.
To the tune of Black Hole Sun
See the pig, with his wings
Hear the oinking song he sings
And the thing that I dread
Is he’ll fly over head
Indeed. Little Debbie Swiss Rolls are better.