Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 07, 2023

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    C  10 months ago

    Maybe some fermented mammoth milk for a start

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    sirbadger  10 months ago

    They need 2 things: 1. Beer, and 2. Something other than hands to pour beer into.

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    Erse IS better  10 months ago

    Dart board.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 10 months ago

    One of those bowling machines that are always out of order would be be nice

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    AllishaDawn  10 months ago

    Karaoke Tuesday

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    Ubintold  10 months ago

    Bud light, it ain’t.

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    Cactus-Pete  10 months ago

    Of course, bar stools didn’t exist for hundreds (thousands?) of years.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 10 months ago

    I had a professor that stated “Brewing was the beginning of civilization.” It required a stationary population to cultivate grain which would then ferment. It’s still a popular theory.

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    Enter.Name.Here  10 months ago

    Well, if it’s a “nudie bar”…

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    dadoctah  10 months ago

    “And the first guy who says pickled pigs’ knuckles is out of here.”

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    Cornelius Noodleman  10 months ago

    Root beer!

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    Imagine  10 months ago

    The people that walked passed it passed the bar and became lawyers.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 10 months ago

    They could barley hop to it.

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    keenanthelibrarian  10 months ago

    Some money? Actually I read somewhere that in all the human settlements in history, virtually the first thing ever invented was alcohol; a number of South Pacific nations have Kava, and they’ve been around for a while. Beer is thought to have been invented by the Sumerians around 8,000 BC and the original brewers were women. The Sumerians also had a goddess of beer, Ninkasi.

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    dot-the-I  10 months ago

    “Ladies, Night” rings more and more Neanderthal, and therefore fitting for this context. (California, Maryland, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin have ruled that ladies’ night discounts are unlawful gender-based price discrimination under state or local statutes.)

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    jbordzol  10 months ago

    Scantily clad women!

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    Intergalactic Hussy  10 months ago

    Leave some barley out for the “spirits,” and come back after it’s rained.

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    LawrenceS  10 months ago

    One theory of the origin of civilization is that guys wanted a steady supply of brewskis, and so developed agriculture to have an adequate supply of grain to ferment. This is known as the Beer Theory. (Competing theories are the Wise Woman Theory, Mutant Grain Theory, and Religion Theory. These are not mutually exclusive. It could be the women recognized the potential for agriculture so their guys would have beer and stay out of their hair, for example.)

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Hops to it!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago

    Captain Obvious tells us the pivotal moment in the brewing industry was hiring a trans woman as an advertisement. Should have stuck with “Dilly! Dilly”.

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    The Pro from Dover  10 months ago

    Cliff Clavin

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    grocks  10 months ago

    … and pizza.

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    Carol from CT  10 months ago

    Barmaids. Pool table. Loud music nobody dances to.

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    DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago

    Sarsaparilla! Milk! Tea, Earl Gray, hot! … what?

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    sandpiper  10 months ago

    Hadda find some way to relax after the hunt and head bashing. Been that way ever since.

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    mindjob  10 months ago

    They need some guy sitting at the end of the bar who tells fantastic stories

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Beer would be good.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  10 months ago

    Beer came before bars, except in the dictionary.

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    Mediatech  10 months ago

    How about hiring some semi-talented locals to provide live music.

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    Amra Leo  10 months ago

    A refreshing beverage, maybe?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 10 months ago

    Frank Zappa: “In order to be a real country, you have to have a beer and an airline. It would help if you had a couple of nuclear weapons or something, but first you need the beer.” (This from a man who didn’t drink.)

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    paulscon Premium Member 10 months ago

    After scrolling through the comments I have little to offer. My first thought was beer, glasses, and waitresses. I liked the comments about beer/alcohol being indicative of civilization.

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    cfkelley  10 months ago

    Bar nuts.

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    locake  10 months ago

    Males definitely invented alcohol before they had clothes or language or furniture.

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    rjarchuleta  10 months ago

    Uh, beer?!

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    anomaly  10 months ago

    Smoke and depression?

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    websterphreaky  10 months ago

    IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY? Out of Cartoon Ideas??

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    JudyAz  10 months ago

    Mastodon chips.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 10 months ago

    Take the path of yeast resistance.

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    alexius23  10 months ago

    One of the first sign of an increasing social complexity is the ability to ferment items to make booze

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    PoodleGroomer  10 months ago

    Women and wine. Save the beer for when you run out of them.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  10 months ago

    Billy Joel playing piano?

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    Bilan  10 months ago

    “What if we offered half-priced beer to lure the women here”

    “Great idea! Just one question.”


    “What’s beer?”

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Whatever you get, it should be on the rocks

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    Tom Toro creator 10 months ago

    Two-part question: At what point in the evolutionary process was karaoke introduced, and how can we travel back in time to prevent it?

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    andrew.scharnhorst  10 months ago

    Karaoke machine!

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    6turtle9  10 months ago

    Happy hour.

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    Curiosity Premium Member 10 months ago

    Pool Table

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    AndrewSihler  10 months ago

    I know! I know!

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    eddi-TBH  10 months ago

    The first alcoholic beverage was probably mead. Under the right circumstances, honey will ferment with no help. Rotten fruit has a low proof and humans are actually resistant to alcohol to a degree. Protohumans might have gotten buzzed on bad fruit, but eventually more of a kick was needed.

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    goboboyd  10 months ago

    A horse behind the bar serving wise cracks.

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    jldewane  10 months ago

    it’s a good start

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    hagarthehorrible  10 months ago

    Some more glasses.

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    ira.crank  10 months ago

    Something better than AA.

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    john_chubb  10 months ago

    Agriculture, and civilization, are a direct result of the desire for more of that grain you can make beer from.

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    bakana  10 months ago

    Someone suggested Buffalo Wings, but everyone reminded him that Buffalo don’t Have wings.

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    donut reply  10 months ago

    A whiteboard to write all the things you need.

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