Than you can cook his bacon.
Tilly is more willing to go out if I stand on the dry porch. She’ll go out do her business and expect to be wiped off with a towel, if it’s raining, once we get back in.
Anything to get kids to behave. We’re about due for a new ploy.
After eons in a lamp, why are genies in such a hurry?
Just don’t recreate too many dinosaurs.
Then there’s the “What can I do to keep this from happening again”, phase.
Sounds like mine, but with no endings.
I take it Dan lost a customer?
Just like dogs know to poo where you walk in the backyard. Spiders know to build a web in your common path.
Never had a junk drawer, until I had a girlfriend.