WAIT TIL U C HIS MAGIC WAND!
MUST B BED BUGS, ROACHS DON’T HAVE LONG SUCKERS!
TOO MUCH BEER-NO WOOD FOR HER!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
ITS 4-20 IN KITTY LAND!
SHE MUST B A TONGUE-WAGGING ALL DAY!
NICE BREAST MEAT THERE!
CHILD CRUELTY!
1 DEAD 1 SAVED!
ARTIST MUST STILL B ON VACATION?
WAIT TIL U C HIS MAGIC WAND!