Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 03, 2022

Wiley’s been smoking from the bong again

Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand.

They never solved the mystery as to why country star Dolly Parton and rapper Jay-Z are in the ROCK & ROLL hall of fame but ultra-famous rock bands like Bad Company and Blue Oyster Cult are not (???).

Then they can figure out who wrote the book of love.

Personally, I prefer the song “Who put the stump”. https://youtu.be/2yqYa2advT0

Someone’s been messing with their ding dong.

Next step is be bop a lula.

Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand? He made my baby fall in love with me.

New Tricks eh.

Barry Mann parody song that became a #7 pop hit on the billboards hot 100 in 1961.

https://youtu.be/lXmsLe8t_gg

And then, when they thought all hope was lost and no one cared… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Bah-bup-bah bah, naggy-nag-nag, dingy dong ding blue moon.

R&R Hall of fame is fine with me – for some reason i shudder at the thought that someone might come up with Social Media Hall of Fame….

When they get to the bottom of it, I will shake that man’s hand!

My favorite love song: Who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?

Who put the “Ting Tang” in the “Ooh, eeh, ooh, ah, ah, ting, tang, walla, walla, bing, bang.”?

I was just wondering where Wiley’s biting political cartoon commentary has gone lately. I guess everything is going so well that he has no critiques.

Next up…”Who let the dogs out?”

We’ll find out right after we figure out who wrote the book of love. The answer is somewhere in there. Along with why do fools fall in love.

Well, I know who put the boop in the boop boop a doop…

The Wire: It’s all connected.

There are bells in heaven that only ring when a member of the clergy has been struck by a car.

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Hit a nun, and there’s a ding.

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Hit a bishop, and there’s a dong.

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But if you ram a Lama, ding dong.

And the group attempting to decipher the lyrics to Louie Louie?

It was me. I confess.

Finally will we get to know what’s behind the green door?

I am still wondering Who? Who? Who let the dogs out?

Boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity shoo.

Why do fools fall in love?

Isn’t it “Who put the bomp in the bomp-shu-bomp-shu-bomp?” MUCH too early to go out and listen to the song. . .

And then we’ll move on to “Who put the dip in the dip de dip de dip”.

Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong? WHY IS MY BRAIN STILL FILLED WITH THIS STUFF? Gad. . .

The Platters in 1961.

na na na na…

Brilliant!

whoever wrote this one should be stoned

Heck, the answer was probably blowin’ in the wind.

They must have contracted the job out to the government.

Meanwhile, across town, at the Folkies Cold Case Unit, they’re still working on where all the flowers went to, and how many roads a man must walk down.

She always repeats the title of the requested song before she plays it; so my son thought I had broken his new Alexa when he entered the room to hear “Um um um um um um.”

I want to know where the Lion Sleeps Tonight.

When do they work on “Who are you?”

Two hit songs from my HS days. Loving it.

And the Dit in the Dit dah Dit dah Dit.

“Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand.”

As others have posted, it is a direct quote from the song.

Also, I always heard it has “bop” not “bomp”. That style of music was known as “she-bop”, as in “bop-she-bop”, before the term was co-opted by Cyndi Lauper and other female musicians.

Next up: Who wrote the book of love?

When will they investigate who wrote the book of love and who let the dogs out?

C’mon, Rock and Roll Cold Case #1: We know who shot the sherrif, who shot the deputy?

I’d like to know who put the oomp in the Oompa Loompa’s

They need to work this out soon. The bottles of booze are empty.

“. . .and then we can move on to ‘who wrote the book of love.’”

that’s really going back (but now it’s running in my head)

A Biden staff meeting, accomplishing the impossible?

Talk about making a bad song worse!

Hopefully they’ll finally find who put the dit in the dit dit dit dit dit as well.

That’s the $64,000 Question . :D

Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

Oh, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

Come on tell me who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

Oh, who the fuck are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

It would be more useful if they found out if the hokey-pokey is REALLY what it’s all about.

Deep in their archives they solved the mystery that “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” was originally written and recorded by the Weavers in the mid 50’s. Sounded nothing like the popular cover that came out in the 60’s.

All we get is “Ghost Riders” sung by Vaughan Monroe

I can do withut his singing…but I wish I had his dough!

And then Who Wrote The Book of Love

Another unsolved mystery:

What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me?

I know who did it it was Tony, Tony, bo bony, banana fana fo fony, fee fie mo mony, Tony.

Next up: who wrote the book of love?? (Probably some “groomer”.)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Find out what it means to me, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Take care, TCB, oh(?)

Thanks for all the earworms.

Then they did the Monster Mash and the Splish Splash….

I believe that should be “bomp sha bomp sha bomp.”

In about 1965 I was in my car listening to a top 40 station. When “Who Wrote the Book of Love?,” the oldie of the hour ended, the disk jockey said, “If you want to know, it was a guy named Ovid.” Jim Washburn was his name, KYA in San Francisco. There may be a Bay Area tradition. Dave Flemming, the number two announcer on Giants radio broadcasts was a classics major at Stanford. I’ve never heard him quote anything though.

Is this Question 67, or 68?

Technically that would be bonga binga bong.

Best Non Sequitur Ever!

I don’t wuv you anymore

Well, duh, sheep breeders who give Hostess treats to successful sires, of course

A Ram

A Lamb

A Ding Dong

Just love the woman on the floor studying the form … Actually, now that they ask the question, I’d really like them to find the answer.

The R&R Hall of Fame was great in concept. But, it has become a complete joke.

Am I having a Mandella moment? I thought it was “bomp sha bomp sha bomp”.

Some things are better left unknown. So if they solve the case, I for one don’t want to know about it. It would ruin the song for me.

Great questions of our times! Let’s not ignore the rama-lama-ding-dong!

I’m much too young to know this—but my work plays 50s and 60s on the satellite radio, so I know that the singer would like to shake his hand, because that song made his baby fall in love with him.

Good one today.

The Berrymans: “Who Put the Sigh in Siberia.”

One of these days, they’ll also solve the mystery of who stole the Shower Head from the Parakeet’s Cage.