Her way of testing whether she and her dates are truly compatible? Guessing he flunked the test.
Maybe he could start a backup group consisting of rejected heroes; it worked out well for the Legion of Super Heroes.
Only “most of the other elected democrats”?
Gee, sounds like you’re saying there could be Democrats who aren’t criminals. Better turn in your right-wing extremist credentials.
Always listen to the universe.
He’s over-thinking it. It’s a proper noun, so a simple “Elvises” should suffice. Same as if I wanted to comment on the one-time popularity of the Sony Walkman. I would say, “I remember how the Walkmans were flying off the shelves.”
Peppermint Patty has always been a little species-blind when it comes to realizing that Snoopy is a dog. Apparently this condition extends to other aspects of canine life, such as obedience school.
I’m imagining a strip where Gladys asks him, “Why do you always seem to burn the burgers when my mother comes to dinner?” and Brutus replies with nothing more than a little smile (directed at us).
And she didn’t even have to negotiate to get Sundays off.
Now this is embarrassing.
The wise married man should always assume that his wife — somehow, somewhere — is always listening.