Edith, what you heard was Scooter biting off your left leg.
Slower than a bear.
Thank goodness for small favors.
Are you sure he isn’t doing some 60’s dances?
And I thought Daisy was a keeper.
Who’ll stop the rain?
Or, maybe not.
As they say, the good Lord invented alcohol so the Irish wouldn’t take over the world.
It was either Fred Astaire dancing on the ceiling, or Jacky Chan doing anything.
Unfortunately, that’s the top of 2 mile hill.