No worse than Fox news
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE
It makes as much sense as anything about that Bunny.
Why else do you think they called it Easter Island?
I often wonder how much of our “written” ancient history was actually written as subtle humor but we have no other reference so we take it as true history.
Danae is perfectly suited for our times.
better that than the Easter bunny excreting them.
Future writer of news for Fox it seems
At Christmas time, this gag could resurface, but with Christmas Island as the punchline.
Shucks, and here I was hoping that giant stone head would dispense PEZ candy.
Happy Easter to all.
He is risen, Allelujah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-hLSR5F4Y0
Enjoy your Triple Sugar Coated Sugar peeps /s !
Well, it is Easter Island, after all, so maybe she’s onto something.
Happy Easter (Island) to those who celebrate, folks!
I really like Danae’s version of the story. Total surprise.
Some teachers would see Danae as a disruptive element [a convenient generic description of children we don’t understand]. I found students like her were truly interesting and added a lot of life to my classrooms. Challenging? Yes! At times. But never dull.
A couple of different vowels can replace the “i” which are much more descriptive of the Hannity Channel.
Doesn’t she know the bunny lays the eggs?
STILL HAVE TDS…WAIT UNTIL HE RUNS AGAIN IN 2024….
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story, unless you’re under oath.
I didn’t know there were rabbits on Easter Island.
Happy Easter, y’all.
Where are the little baskets, with the cellophane straw?
And this is just as reasonable as the story of Jesus and Easter, maybe more reasonable.
Remember boys and girls … always eat the ears of your chocolate rabbit first! Or you may end up living in Florida, you don’t want that, do you?
I think the red button is the Russian reset we’ve been waiting for, right Hillary?
Is that a relative of Todd the candy dragon?
(admires art of this cartoon)
Not only does she explain how a bunny gets eggs, also how Easter Island was named! It’s the simplest explanation … so must be correct, right?
The Catholic Church co-opted the spring fertility rites of the pagans as they spread north into Europe. Instead of Druids and maidens dancing around the Maypole we get bunnies with fancy eggs?1 I think I want to go back to being a Heathen, they had more fun.
Her version is more realistic than the original.
So THAT was the purpose of the Easter Island moai.
I think she may have spelt hysterical wrong.
Fact-check is not an obscene word or action.
Good one, Wiley.
Used the movie ‘Hop’ as her source material, eh?
History is written by the victors.
Actually, the implied irresistible urge to push the giant candy-red button is 100% accurate…
Outstanding strip today Wiley!
Nothing is worse than Fox (fake) news, it is totally propaganda.
So that’s how it got the name Easter Island!
Makes about as much sense. Why not?
Well, the Moai are on what Europeans call “Easter Island”.
Rapa Nui. Polynesian for ‘where eggs come from.’
As usual, wonderful animal art. The expressions on the bunny’s face and body are fantastic. Bunny running up ‘hill’, adorable.
Until I got down to the panel with the statue head in view, I wondered why a bunny was jumping on a red velvet cake, and who had set it on a mesa…and why.
Fact-checking, like wearing masks, is for sissies! /s
Hey, an Easter song … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibiS26Tky40&t=2s
Someone missed the point. It’s a statue from Eastern Island.
Wait a minute, I’m sure there are no enormous buttons on Easter Island. :)
If she would start her reports with a satire label, she might do significantly better in class.
Well, unfortunately you all came up with pretty much everything I could think of, so HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYONE!!!
I always thought there was something funny about all those giant heads. Thanks for clearing that up for us, Danae.
Fux Spews would claim Easter Island’s votes were counted & their votes would have put the Dumpster over the top and winning last year.
Easter on Easter Island. Christmas on Christmas Island. Makes perfect sense.
At least it’s interesting…
You dumb-dumb, you give me gum-gum!
February 16, 2022