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  1. 3 days ago on The Born Loser

    Maybe next time she should say, “your homework leaves much to be desired.”

  2. 4 days ago on Wizard of Id

    In our cabin, that sound meant we had bats in our belfry.

  3. 4 days ago on Frazz

    I remember a time when finding gluten free outside of specialized stores was nary possible.

  4. 10 days ago on Garfield

    Who do you think he is, the Count von Count? Although with how bad cat hair clings, a little bristling should generate a few sparks.

  5. 23 days ago on Wizard of Id
    Hello darkness my old friend I’ve come to talk with you again because a vision softly creeping left it seeds while I was sleeping and the vision that was planted in my brain still remains within the sound of silence.

    In restless dreams I walked alone narrow streets of cobblestone ‘neath the halo of a streetlamp I turned my color to the cold and damp when my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light that split the night and touched the sound of silence.

    And in the naked light I saw 10,000 people maybe more people talking without speaking people hearing without listening people writing songs that voices never share and no one dared disturbed the sound of silence.Fools said I you do not know silence like a cancer grows hear my words that I might teach you take my arms that I might reach you but my words like silent raindrops fell and echoed in the wells of silence.And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made. And the sign flashed out it’s warning in the words that it was forming and the sign said the words of the profits are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sound of silence.
  6. about 1 month ago on Pickles

    You do need to use your abs to let the seat come forward.

  7. about 2 months ago on Frazz

    When I distance run, I don’t break into a sprint until the last 100 meters.

  8. about 2 months ago on Doonesbury

    Euphemisms for legalizing voter fraud, expanded abortion rights, open borders, socialized medicine, and repeal of the second amendment, that’s why he blocked it.

  9. 2 months ago on Bound and Gagged

    She was already in the Nanny business. More accurate would be “expands her business.”

  10. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Funny thing is for seven years (age 3 to age 10) I thought that’s what the Oscar awards were all about. I thought they were a parody of the Academy Awards, I didn’t realize that they WERE the Academy Awards.