That was JFK, “Four score and Seven years ago,” Gladys.
That was for Geico, “in the time it takes you to pull out the sleeper sofa, you could save 15% or more on Car Insurance.”
There should be another panel with him flattened, and her walking away with her club on her shoulder
…Know when to runYou never count your money while you’re sitting at the table There’ll be time enough for counting, when the dealing’s done
Kenny Rogers, The Gambler
I love it! As a skiing enthusiast, I love it!
Reminds me of Bob Rivers’ “Chimney Song”. “There’s something stuck up in the chimney and I don’t know what it is, but it’s been there all night long…”
The Terms and Conditions: you get 3 and only 3 wishes, no substitutions exchanges or refunds. Your wish cannot be to kill anyone. Your wish can’t be to make someone fall in love with anyone else. Your wish cannot bring anyone back from the dead.
They do in my hometown, then again I live in Idaho, and Idahoans are usually “potato” heads anyways
Online shopping isn’t supposed to be until Cyber Monday
But if my income is less than the cost of living?…