(dislikes dialogue by the character named “Dakota” in the last panel of the cartoon)
(wonders about “SOMETHING BLUE”)
(admires lines in the second and third panels of the cartoons)
“Mortimer, the Wonder Dog”?
(disagrees with dialogue of the cartoon)
(wonders about the question mark closest to the text of “GRANDFATHER” in the last panel of the cartoon)
“At least you’re not like that other female cartoonist who’s strip I trashed just a week before Thanksgiving!”
What “other female cartoonist”?
“You’ve never read Calvin and HOBBES!!?!?!!? OMG! You are missing one of the classic great strips ever.”
^(assumes the creator of this message was referencing a certain series of cartoons named “Calvin and Hobbes”)