This is why they won’t sentence ‘bad’ dogs to be part of community service clean-up crews. They’d spend too much time rolling around on unidentified things on the side of the road. ; )
Take one of the empty boxes and tape it closed. Then carry it around with you from place-to-place to look busy.
This seems safe enough to me. Most likely they just end up with smaller bars of soap. Some may even be thought of as ‘petite’.
I’m going to go out on a limb and take a guess that the argument with his girlfriend had something to do with the cute new girl in school.
At first glance, I thought maybe he sneezed while flossing. Same thing happened to me once.
This is basically any level of government worker. And probably why we can’t get term limits for congress. Too many new people would make the old guys look bad who are just coasting.
Maybe he wouldn’t do things like that if he looked a little less like Bart Simpson.
Oh Ziggy! Tell me that’s not toilet paper stuck to your heel!
Seems like the guy with his mouth open should be asking ‘Which one is yours?’
The one who is farther away from the cans of worms is lying.