I’m driving a 2001 Nissan Maxima that still runs great at almost 20 years old and 170,000 miles. A good car can last longer than 15 years.
I’d wish to be free from the curse of the three wishes. Genies always find a way to screw you via literal interpretation or loophole. If you wish for money or valuables, they’ll be stolen from somewhere else and traced back to you. If you wish for immortality, you’ll be old and in pain forever. Wish for eternal youth and you’ll be zapped into permanent infancy. You can’t win, no matter how you try to phrase the wish.
This could be a “Frank and Earnest” strip. Same dialogue, just substitute the characters.
This strip wound up being timely. I bet there are lots of 20-somethings living in the midwest and northeast who would normally go out partying tonight, and will wind up having to do what Monty’s doing, for the same reason.
This made me smile. My cat’s litter box is next to my own toilet like that, and we often go at the same time like that.
Also the function of the conjunction.
I was playing World of Warcraft myself. They have fireworks over Stormwind on New Year’s Eve.
I’m going to start counting the times I see or hear this joke this year. Today is the fourth time and it’s only the first of the year. I heard my first three yesterday on December 31.
Yes. I wear hearing aids just to barely function as far as speaking and understanding.
Um, there’s a probably unintentional double entendre there.