The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 13, 2024

Happens to the best of us!!

He was stoned and took her for granite.

He checked out her asp.

That’s not the part that turned to stone.

she rocked his world

You would’ve turned to stone if you had seen her too.

She will, she will,

Rock you!

How did she get him into the car?

Granite? Should be a metamorphic rock!

She was a scamp, a camp and a bit of a tramp, she was a V, A, M, P… vamp!

It wasn’t the bikini that did it.

Turn to Stone, great song by Electric Light Orchestra!

Or Simon and Garfunkel’s “I am a Rock”!

If all he looked at was her body, we wouldn’t have turned to stone. That only happens if you look at her face.

One part of his body will stay hard forever

Playing her favorite Dylan song on a loop should have been a clue.

So, Medusa had snakes in her “other” hair?

Well, her trick was to say, “Hey, buddy — my eyes are UP HERE!”

Great song by Bob Dylan (Robert Zimmerman):“Rainy Day Women #12 & 35” (with the lyric “Everybody Must Get Stoned” )

She did make him hard

Why didn’t Medusa play Craps? All she ever got was snake-eyes! (Bah dum dum)

She shouldn’t have tried to help her back into the bikini.

Man, he looks stoned!

Bob, are you stoned, or were you just happy to see Medusa?

They stone you when you’re trying to be so good

Well, he won’t be looking at anyone now that he’s turned to stone.

It sounds like there will be a break up in their future.

Is this another Rocky movie?

Can Medusa turn a blind man to stone???

Well, at least he got those rock hard abs he always wanted.

“I Got Stoned And I Missed It” – Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show

I was never a fan of those guys, so it wasn’t until much later that I found out that most of their groaners were written by the infamous Shel Silverstein, children’s author and Playboy cartoonist. That explained a lot, but didn’t increase my appreciation of their oeuvre…

This Heart of Stone….

She a stone cold fox…

Why didn’t Mrs driver turn into stone as well, she saw her too?

“Like A Stone” Audioslave

Give him a break. He’s a gneiss guy.

When he says, “It’s a Ginese hoax and a witch hunt!” those stone lips render the result as “Covfefe!”.

That definitely got him hard

Bikinis like that are hard to find. You really have to look closely :)

Hon, your man is rock hard.

From now on if he plays Rock-Paper-Scissors he’ll only have one move.

“Like a Rock”—Bob Seger!

If she was wearing a sexy bikini, why was he looking at her face?

Those are some special glasses she’s wearing…

Boy, she really turned him on. He’s rock hard.

I only caught a quick glimpse of her in her bikini so only part of me turned to stone

Random musings:

She doesn’t seem to have noticed his condition. Or is she just used to that being his usual state — totally inert and completely oblivious to anything she’s saying?

Unfortunately her words are falling on stone-deaf ears.

He’ll be an interesting addition to the statuary in the garden.

On a final thought, how did she get him in the car?

Busted!