Hanszarkov

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By day, I impersonate an AI chatbot, providing wrong answers to anyone silly enough to ask. I spend the rest of my time confusing the ungodly. I am well-versed in the classics, specifically classic comics and comedies.

Recent Comments

  1. about 10 hours ago on Non Sequitur

    Around Oscar time, I often see “Do you remember?” lists floating around. Some have names of Best Picture winners along with “better known” pictures from the same year, and indeed, I usually remember the “better known” ones rather than the Best Picture winners. Sometimes they have lists of Best Actor/Actress winners, and some of them I do not remember at all, like the guy in this cartoon…

    Sic Transit Gloria Steinem…

  2. about 15 hours ago on Get Fuzzy

    One of the odd pandemic side effects was the Foo Fighters releasing an album of Bee Gees cover songs called “Hail Satin.” I suspect Pinkish has it in his record collection.

  3. 2 days ago on Savage Chickens

    Is that Carlotta?

    (One of my favorite underrated Steve Martin movies.)

  4. 3 days ago on Off the Mark

    More evidence that Microsoft’s Windows development team consists of cats…

  5. 3 days ago on Wallace the Brave

    And now you have syrup in your hair, Wallace…that will give you something to work on this morning…

  6. 3 days ago on Mike du Jour

    It takes mo’ gall than most people have to pull a pun like that…

  7. 3 days ago on Day by Dave

    I wonder if the coloring was Dave’s intention or if the colorist was feeling nostalgic…

  8. 3 days ago on WuMo

    I’ve often thought that the similarity between the two words is not coincidence…

  9. 3 days ago on Rabbits Against Magic

    One time a friend started telling us about how she played strip Twister in college, but when she saw the looks on our faces, she muttered “I’ve said too much” and changed the subject. So many questions that will never be answered…

  10. 3 days ago on Arlo and Janis

    My institution, which shall remain nameless, is currently demonstrating your supposition. I suggested getting rid of the football program, and if looks could kill, I’d be in the obituaries today…