Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 23, 2023

Cheeses, give us peace!

I guess people will be too fat to go around making trouble.

Best solution so far.

Somehow I knew it would come down to cheese.

My answer: Revolution!

That would be gouda if cheese brought peace but could the world Camembert it?

More tacos, less black licorice

I think Pig conflates cheese and love. And if that’s true then I really like his idea.

Randy Newman’s political science.

Honor God, follow Jesus, treat your neighbor at least as well as you treat yourself.

A peace of cheese.

I kinda feel more talking is needed, not less.

Sadly, my doctor said, “Less cheese, please.” Of course, that’s only assuming I want to live a longish life.

Bring back Guard Duck and Mr Snuffles!

Put my faith in cheese? ..I can’t cut it.

at least, not in public.

Cheese is too chaotic.Da brie everywhere.

If I were king of the world things would be different.Probably not better… but different

Give cheese a chance.

Is Pig from Wisconsin?!

All we are saying is give cheese a chance.

Cheese, what we need for world peace.

Sweet cheese is made of this, who am I to diss a Brie.

What a friend we have in Cheeses

I’d get rid of every single world leader we’ve ever had.

My husband hates cheese in any form. Sour cream as well. Wouldn’t work well for him.

I’m all for John Lennon’s vision – “Imagine”.

Once again, ya better than me at this game! Great job, dude!

Have you watched any of the morning network news programs? They’re ALL cheese and not helping one bit.

Beautiful day yesterday, but I ate my last piece of cheddar last night and today it’s really dreary. Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone.

They tried that in France. How’s it working out there?

Cheese? Bleah. Your idea stinks, Pig.

Population control may not fix everything, but it’s a very good start.

Cheese! It’s just a curd to me!

He’s not wrong

Poor Pig…has no clue and lives in a cheesey world.

One thing I’ve heard most people say when thinking of going vegan is, “I couldn’t give up cheese!” In the book “The Cheese Trap: How Breaking a Surprising Addiction Will Help You Lose Weight, Gain Energy, and Get Healthy”. Dr. Neal Bernard points out that what keeps us addicted to cheese is a chemical much like heroin.

First, get rid of everyone more than one standard deviation from the norm, then, just to be sure, verify that the remainder are capable of learning new ideas are eager so to do..

Great idea for the new forever stamps.

Nah.Less talk,more french fries

“blessed are the cheesemakers” Monty Phython’s Life of Brian

Count on Pig to give such a cheesy answer.

Depends on the cheese, Pig.

Thank you for keeping it simple, Pig.

Could be just as effective more economically, Pig. Drop the line about cheese. “Less talk” alone will achieve the desired result….

I noticed that pig is left handed when writing. I guess so he can eat cheese with the right hand!

Hey, it’s a start.

♪ All I am saying, give cheese a chance. ♫