If they did turn on everyone it would be like the movie “Free Birds” where two turkeys one played by Owen Wilson, used a time machine and went back to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu and they did by making pizza the main item. I was never a fan of turkey, I always liked fried chicken.
Animals get their revenge daily: meat eaters have a higher weight and increased risk of diabetes, hypertension, heart disease, stroke, and cancer. Enjoy!
Is Rat actually showing concern for someone other than himself in the first panel? That’s amazing! Perhaps we should proclaim this some kind of national holiday!
The human population recently passed the 8-billion mark, and a simple division says there are about 18 of us for each turkey. So we don’t have much to worry about, especially since we currently kill and eat most of them before their first birthday.
Aggressive turkeysDon’t let turkeys intimidate youWild turkeys that become accustomed to humans and human-associated foods, like bird seed, are likely to lose their fear of people and can cause damage or attempt to dominate people. Once bold behavior is established, it can be very difficult to change. Don’t hesitate to scare or threaten a bold, aggressive turkey with loud noises, swatting with a broom or water sprayed from a hose. A dog on a leash is also an effective deterrent.
Turkeys that repeatedly challenge or attack people may ultimately have to be destroyed. To avoid these consequences, remember to remove all food sources and help keep turkeys wild. It is rarely an option to trap and relocate nuisance turkeys.
C over 1 year ago
Gobble
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Don’t worry, Pig. There 677 million pigs in the world and 7 BILLION rats!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING in the USA
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
DONT thinks about the number of ants Pig, just don’t!
Ratkin over 1 year ago
There are more bacteria cells in our bodies than human cells.
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
Yeah, but that won’t happen because they are turkeys.
GeorgeInAZ over 1 year ago
Those 450mm turkeys would be no match for the five thousand or so that Ron Klain has mobilized.
GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago
Call Alfred Hitchcock so he can do a movie about it.
Yakety Sax over 1 year ago
That’ll do pig, that’ll do.
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
Don’t look up when it rains, Pig.
suv2000 over 1 year ago
There would be a whole lot of turkey left over
henshaven Premium Member over 1 year ago
The humans would drive them to extinction.
Skeezix's Birth Father over 1 year ago
Now I won’t be able to sleep either.
CalvinD1102 Premium Member over 1 year ago
If they did turn on everyone it would be like the movie “Free Birds” where two turkeys one played by Owen Wilson, used a time machine and went back to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu and they did by making pizza the main item. I was never a fan of turkey, I always liked fried chicken.
Sanspareil over 1 year ago
Just remove your worries cold turkey, Pig!!
rshive over 1 year ago
Worth worrying about, Pig.
iggyman over 1 year ago
They would gobble you up, Heh, Heh!
Doug K over 1 year ago
Thanksgiving – a day to share what you are thankful for …
… and what you worry about.
donlackie over 1 year ago
It might wind up like that fateful day in Cincinnati
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiSkjcl9yW4
unfair.de over 1 year ago
Wrong. Turkey has 85 million and there are plenty in other countries.
Nuke Road Warrior over 1 year ago
The eternal Thanksgiving question: ham or turkey?
daveoverpar over 1 year ago
And don’t forget that turkeys can’t fly.
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Turkeys?? I’d worry about the cows!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
450,000,000with feathers another 85 million (at least) without.
akachman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Animals get their revenge daily: meat eaters have a higher weight and increased risk of diabetes, hypertension, heart disease, stroke, and cancer. Enjoy!
SteveHL over 1 year ago
Is Rat actually showing concern for someone other than himself in the first panel? That’s amazing! Perhaps we should proclaim this some kind of national holiday!
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hopefully, none of them are on social media. If they were, then I would certainly worry.
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
Turkeys of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains (or your head).
Painted Wolf over 1 year ago
Only 450 million? I call that a target-rich environment. Get out the shotgun, let’s rock!
Kaputnik over 1 year ago
Turned on us? You mean like rotisserie turkey?
YippiKiAyMofo over 1 year ago
I’ll take my chances.
YippiKiAyMofo over 1 year ago
What if they turned on us? Then everyday would be Thanksgiving! (Note to self: stock up on cranberries in the event of the Turkey Revolution.)
YippiKiAyMofo over 1 year ago
The turkeys are revolting! (Unless properly prepared.)
jc17 over 1 year ago
The human population recently passed the 8-billion mark, and a simple division says there are about 18 of us for each turkey. So we don’t have much to worry about, especially since we currently kill and eat most of them before their first birthday.
Grover St. Clair over 1 year ago
Aggressive turkeysDon’t let turkeys intimidate youWild turkeys that become accustomed to humans and human-associated foods, like bird seed, are likely to lose their fear of people and can cause damage or attempt to dominate people. Once bold behavior is established, it can be very difficult to change. Don’t hesitate to scare or threaten a bold, aggressive turkey with loud noises, swatting with a broom or water sprayed from a hose. A dog on a leash is also an effective deterrent.
Turkeys that repeatedly challenge or attack people may ultimately have to be destroyed. To avoid these consequences, remember to remove all food sources and help keep turkeys wild. It is rarely an option to trap and relocate nuisance turkeys.
RobinHood over 1 year ago
Don’t sweat the math, Rick Sanchez will fix things.
HOTLOTUS1 over 1 year ago
so the turkeys can feast for a long time
Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago
This could become a great horror flick.
Snolep over 1 year ago
Rat is the one who’s “still up.” Pig’s in bed!
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
There are still plenty of pigs and rats in the world. They keep reproducing.
txmystic over 1 year ago
8 billion > 450 million…
Wichita1.0 over 1 year ago
“They ate Sgt. Yancy! They ate Sgt. Yancy!” Don’t worry. It’ll take them a year to build up their numbers again.
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
My family can sleep well at night, knowing that we’ll be safe from the turkey uprising.
We have ham, not turkey. Happy Thanksgiving!!
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yeah, I don’t want to fight one turkey, let alone 450,000,000 of them.
Eric S over 1 year ago
They might gobble us all up!
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Forgot the zombie apocalypse. We should fear the turkey apocalypse. Especially since turkeys, like chickens, are likely descended from dinosaurs.
Mayor Snorkum over 1 year ago
Yeah, Rat, it is the middle of the night, so why are you awake and standing next to Pig’s bed?
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
Spread the love, I mean paranoia.
Sportymonk over 1 year ago
Depends upon if the turkeys flew at us. then again, “God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”
patrickab7 over 1 year ago
Gobble. Gobble.
AndrewSihler over 1 year ago
That’s not a nice thing to say about your fellow beings on Thanksgiving.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
They would lose the war but at least they would go down swinging….
ChattyFran over 1 year ago
“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” Animal Farm, by George Orwell
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
Solution: Eat more turkey.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
And there’s the inspiration for a new movie franchise: Planet of the Turkeys.
GregNelson1 over 1 year ago
I think we could take’em
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
“The Night of the Killer Turkeys” has probably already been shot by some enterprising amateur filmmaker, Rat.
Gobble gobble!
eric_harris_76 over 1 year ago
Cued to Les’s final remark.
https://youtu.be/lf3mgmEdfwg?t=200
andrew.scharnhorst over 1 year ago
Les Nessman once reported that "The turkeys seem to be … organizing … "
knottytippet over 1 year ago
Turkeys (and other “meat” animals) are getting their revenge by making us sick and killing us.