When PT Cruisers were new we went to test drive one. I had her pop the hood latch and opened it, turned to the salesman and asked, “OK. Which one of those plastic boxes is covering the engine?”
Nope. Not yet. Has to at least wait for the “flu relief medicine”.
“Please hang up and dial again.”
Not just yet, please. These Flat Norm strips are finally getting interesting!
“The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.” Will Rogers
“Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It’s gossip.” Erma Bombeck
“Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t.” Earl Wilson
“Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.” Walter Winchell
“Our Lord has written the promise of resurrection, not in books alone, but in every leaf in springtime.” Martin Luther
“If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.” Martin Luther
“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.” Groucho Marx
“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.” Mark Twain