“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.” Mark Twain
Pics/video or it didn’t happen!
While taking a clinical history from an elderly patient, I asked, “How’s your love life?”
“I don’t know,” he said. “I’ll ask my wife.” He got up, walked into the hallway where his wife was sitting, and shouted, “Hey, the doctor wants to know if we still have sex.”
His wife shouted back, “No, the only thing we have is Medicare and Blue Cross.”
A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.
After waiting in line for quite a long time he arrived at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realised he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back now?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
He opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.
She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” as she processes his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She says, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have qualified for disability, too.”
‘A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.’ – Anon
Screwed, taped, nailed, glued, latched, and wired!
Gave? Or she got the goldmine and you got the shaft?
Hard to hang from the floor.
Rover’s out to fetch a squirrel!
I didn’t know Paul had a wicked side!
“I saw a bank that said ‘24 Hour Banking’, but I don’t have that much time.” Steven Wright