Never call chicks broads https://youtu.be/AqeatUvRu68
One day he caught a mermaid just off Plymouth sound. Her bust measured 38, her waist 22, and the rest was 18 pence a pound. ~~ Benny Hill
This must be the back story behind Al Harrington’s dating video: https://youtu.be/_IwD4gQMDYA?t=48
Santa’s no fool / He’s really super cool / he’s the secret head of the CIA ~~ Ray Stevens
Don’t forget Lifelock Thursday when you have to verify the donations were real (even though you have been donating to those organizations for years…).
Put zee candle beck!
You must have been in the military before direct deposit.
Isn’t that how you wear a chin diaper?
Why does romaine have hearts when every other lettuce has heads?
A Roman walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’d like a martinus.” “Don’t you mean martini?” “No, I only want one.”