In the 1969 film The Bed -Sitting Room, after a nuclear war people turn into various unlikely things – a cupboard, a parrot, and (of course) a bed-sitting room.
Steve is a terrible name for a petrified monkey head.
Maybe because “Dude” is close to “Dad”?
The wolf who cried boy?
Now they both have to go to the punitentiary.
It takes a tougher man to sit next to him.
Unless it’s the entire contents of Fort Knox, it isn’t worth it.
Oh, I just put the usual kind of stuff. I like piña coladas and gettin’ caught in the rain. I’m not much into health food; I am into champagne.
I was surprised how many guys said they felt the same.
“Are you a time-traveling future relative?”
“No, I’m just incredibly nosy.”
Traditionally (in jokes, at least) military draft notices were supposed to start with the word “Greetings.” So that could be Uncle Sam saying it.
(Yeah, I know that’s quite a stretch.)
In the 1969 film The Bed -Sitting Room, after a nuclear war people turn into various unlikely things – a cupboard, a parrot, and (of course) a bed-sitting room.