Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 06, 2021

Too bad, I was going to ask if they had bourbon pizza.

Is it, by chance, a huge pizza that a woman named Margarita pops out of?

hi there

would Pig’s misinterpretation of a supreme pizza be a pizza made and delivered by Diana Ross?

Every pizza comes with a drink. But it will cost you $7 more.

It is, however, a very pleasant pizza when done well.

Perhaps instead of misleading, you could say the waiter Burt, was mocking you.

And say “It’s a sin, Tequila Mocking Burt!”

Does the Moscow Mule pizza come with a mule? Better watch out for the Zombie Cocktail pizza.

That’s silly. The salt rim would fall off onto the pizza during the ride on the delivery scooter.

Eating pizza Margherita is a way of saying ’I’m actually on a diet, but you can’t take pizza away from me!’.

That gives me something to wine about.

Not a very meaty choice, Pig!

Then make mine a caipirinha pizza.

Delivering meals, we’re required to scan ids if the order contains alcohol. Sometimes the algorithm screws up and a margherita pizza or a pasta alla vodka shows up as requiring id. And if they can’t produce it, we have to take it back to the store.

Only in the land of Pig ;-)

I wonder if the Sicilian pizza comes with a visit from the Mafia.

wow! I would want the Mai Tai pizza because I love pineapple on my pizza!

This is why I prefers masala dosa. I knows that there will certainly be masala inside it.

No, Pig, it’s just that you’re very uneducated.

You would only waste away in Marguritaville Pizza, Pig!

He certainly won’t get Pig’s vote in “Top Chef”!

Tell ya what, Pig, we’ll get the cheese.

The lack of a margaritas is probably why Rat is not joining them.

Margherita Pizza is named after Italian Queen Margherita. If pizzas are named for their toppings…..I’m not going to say it.

Many pizzerias near me have a lunch special in which you get a free small soda if you order two slices. So all of the pizzas come with drinks.

Make it so, Numba One.

Everything is misleading for that dumb Pig.

Im with Pig.

If there was whiskey pizza…

Ok, had to look up Margherita Pizza. Looks good.

I think Rat is on to something. Either what he’s suggesting, or a pizza-flavored margarita.

The Margherita Pizza is the color of the Italian flag, white cheese, red tomato sauce, green basil.

When in doubt, go with Hawaiian pizza.

Yes, it’s topped with 100% agave leaves - just a might prickly.

I prefer sausage and pepperoni pizzas.

But if you search, you can find a pizza place that will serve you a Margarita to go with your Margherita Pizza. And boy is it good :)

Ahh, the Margarita pizza, very appropriate for this strip, as it should be topped with pearls (margarita=pearl).

Not to be confused with the Margherita pizza, which is topped with tomatoes, cheese and basil (same colors as the Italian flag).

And you don’t get a trip to Hawaii to eat Hawaiian pizza.

Or The Killa Pizza (pizza with two stacks of jalapenos, I made out the name) with a tequila.

I agree…..

That’s why I order my pizza from Papa Gin’s.

(looks up margherita pizza) (yum!)

My favorite pizza toppings are pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, and black olives, but you can forget about making me eat a pizza with onions, bell peppers, chili peppers, and pineapple.

If it does, Rat would love that pizza

Once more we see Paris & Pig wasting away again in Margherita-ville!

#LOL

I enjoy the Margherita pizza, but with chicken and crispy prosciutto added.

It comes with a picture of Margherita Thatcher.

I’m reminded of an old MAD magazine piece on (not of) pizza. It went something like this: a pizza is a bread-like crust on which tomato sauce is spread and layered with cheese. It is then topped with any number of things designed to obliterate the taste of those first three ingredients.

And thank goodness the “Meat Lover’s” pizza is not actually topped with actual meat lovers!

My buddy and I decided to try the new pizza place – figgered ya couldn’t go wrong with a “Bacon Cheeseburger” pizza – ’til we got to the pickles and mustard they put on it….:-(

A fancy way of saying cheese pizza.

I’ve never had a Margherita pizza, but the chicken recipe is quite tasty.

If pig was right here I would have been arrest for underage drinking numerous times.

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I’ve known people who think “margarita” is spelled “margherita.” And vice-versa. Also one person who thinks it’s “marguerita”, sort of like the flower.

At least they found out before ordering! That would have been really disappointing …

Pig, Pig, Pig. How can you be so inexperienced at pizza?!

Honestly? I feel the same way as Pig does.

Once again, I learn new words from comics.

“One margarita, two margarita, three margarita…….#