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1. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “Tell me.”“Yes, sir?”“Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at all?”“Yes, sir.”“Really?”“No, not really, sir.”“You haven’t?”“No, sir, not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.”“Well, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to shoot you.”“Right-o, sir.”What a senseless waste of human life

2. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

   It’s actually the lionesses that do the hunting, those male lions are pretty slow. And they use the safari vehicles as hunting blinds… I remember one time a female cheetah hid under our vehicle until the prey came close enough to catch.

3. 5 days ago on Loose Parts

   British Columbia is over 1/3 larger than Texas.

4. 5 days ago on Loose Parts

   There is a Canadian court case about the comma that cost a million dollars. They failed to use an Oxford comma, and the resulting ambiguity in the contract ended up costing Rogers Communications $1M Canadian.

5. 16 days ago on The Middle Age

   Well, at the rate Steve is drawing this comic, it’ll be another 2+ years before we get the next episode :(

6. 19 days ago on Brevity

   Slice hotdogs in half and place in a baking dish. Add left over mashed potatoes. Cook at 350 until the potatoes start to crust. Add shredded cheese and return to oven until cheese has melted. Top with sliced green onions and diced tomatoes. Mmmm!

7. 21 days ago on Andertoons

   Or is it “ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER”? Lasciate ogre speranza, voi ch’intrate.

8. 27 days ago on Tank McNamara

   My ex wife has over 200 nutcrackers. The smallest is less than an inch in size (it’s a nutcracker being made by a toymaker nutcracker). The largest is 6 feet tall and takes two people to carry up from her basement.

9. 29 days ago on Joe Heller

   Let There Be More Light. Astronomy Domine. And my favorite, Careful With That Axe Eugene. I caught Nick Mason’s Saucerful of Secrets tour a couple of years ago, it was amazing.

10. about 1 month ago on Loose Parts

    Scotch and WATER??? Sacrilege. Ice is just as bad. Scotch should be enjoyed straight out of the bottle, at room temperature.