The natives of Bikini Atoll were displaced by the tests and still can’t return to their former homes.
But Rat would prefer the Jewish mother’s version: “Don’t be Happy, Worry”
The department would be a lot healthier if they installed an automatic door.
Since it is cheaper to make a $1 bill than it is to produce a nickel, can I save the government money by handing in all of my nickels and receiving the same number of $1 bills instead?
Garfield isn’t fat. He’s horizontally gifted.
The problem is that they have a hole in their head.
Rat would just tie one on.
Or a Hannah Montana poster.
Hickory, dickory, dock. The mouse ran up the clock. If a mouse can run up a clock, it can run up a wall.
Too bad Stephan did not remember learning anything in college. How did he graduate if he spent most of his time eating, drinking, and getting involved in extracurricular activities?