So long as the dog doesn’t crap on the table.
Lizzie Borden would approve.
Why does Michelangelo have a camel toe?
Was that snake found near Three Mile Island?
Nein. Strauss – Johann.
Perhaps he’ll catch a fledermaus.
Where’s Hello Kitty?
Where’s a dagger when you need one?
Not AUSpicious, rather SUSpicious.