Hmmm, singularly focused, emotionally and ego driven, willing to destroy everything in his command and sacrifice everyone around him to achieve an irrational goal of burning desire. That sounds so very familiar.
“Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.” Or else maybe… “I’m so tired I haven’t slept a wink. I’m so tired my mind is on the blink…” Or… “Whose Line is it anyway?”
Do they still make whitewalls? I used to notice cars when they were different but now they all look the same. I can’t recall when I last noted whitewalls on a car.
Dtroutma over 5 years ago
Moby Radial?
Darsan54 Premium Member over 5 years ago
In the internet age, that’s how it would stay.
GreasyOldTam over 5 years ago
Thank goodness for CGI.
Trilobyte Premium Member over 5 years ago
This could almost work as well if one replaced Captain Ahab with D. Trump… Appears to make a winner out of a loser either way.
somebodyshort over 5 years ago
Wiley, I have to think you’re working on an insanity defense for some reason
Superfrog over 5 years ago
Editing will help. It’s a little tyresome in this draft.
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
It was a Good Year for whaling stories….
PICTO over 5 years ago
“Call me Bibendum”.
Aussie Down Under over 5 years ago
Probably a case of autocorrect at work.
dadoctah over 5 years ago
“Call me Michelin.”
Differentname over 5 years ago
Today I learned whitewall tires are still a thing.
mattro65 over 5 years ago
This might be funnier if there weren’t such a severe problem with plastic debris in the oceans. What have we wrought?
Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago
I bet the crew is “tired” of rowing…
silverking1953 over 5 years ago
The days when cars actually had class.
Brian G Premium Member over 5 years ago
Hmmm, singularly focused, emotionally and ego driven, willing to destroy everything in his command and sacrifice everyone around him to achieve an irrational goal of burning desire. That sounds so very familiar.
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Fools drive on what angels fear to retread.
Display over 5 years ago
“Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.” Or else maybe… “I’m so tired I haven’t slept a wink. I’m so tired my mind is on the blink…” Or… “Whose Line is it anyway?”
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
Oh please.
P51Strega over 5 years ago
Thar she blows (out)
vics_machine Premium Member over 5 years ago
What if we build that wall using old, used tires? Enough of them lying around.
uniquename over 5 years ago
And it’s made from steel (belts)!
Bookworm over 5 years ago
Maybe we could get a lower price tag if we went to Wall-Mart?
Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
More like a great white snark…
FassEddie over 5 years ago
Better stop there Ahab. You’ll pull up the great white mass o’ plastic bottles.
wildman-al over 5 years ago
Thats what tRUMP wants a “white wall” he will hang a sign on amerika “Whites Only”….
The Brooklyn Accent over 5 years ago
Never liked that book much. The writing was kind of flat.
mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago
The joke’s a bit flat but I never get tired of it.
procentrum over 5 years ago
good art, great pun. minimalism at it’s best. thank you
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Call me, The Pep Boys.
Herb L 1954 over 5 years ago
Worked with an old guy.We asked when he was going to retire.Said he couldn’t re tire.Hadn’t worn out the first set yet ;)
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
I’ll chase him round Good Will, and round the Mall, and round Dead Man’s Curve, and round the dumpster’s flames before I jack him up…"
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago
They found the original manuscript of Henry the 6th Part 2. It actually said “First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers and editors.”
Lablubber over 5 years ago
He’ll be treading water soon enough.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Wheel soon find out whether this is true or not.
wiatr over 5 years ago
Do they still make whitewalls? I used to notice cars when they were different but now they all look the same. I can’t recall when I last noted whitewalls on a car.
Bicycle Dude over 5 years ago
Sigh!
6turtle9 over 5 years ago
Brilliant, Wiley!
gammaguy over 5 years ago
At least it’s not a white supremicist’s wall.