Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 30, 2021

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    stevesilver48  8 months ago

    Where’s a stenographer?

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    marilynnbyerly  8 months ago

    If you aren’t dead at the beginning of this service, you’ll wish you were by the end.

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    sirbadger  8 months ago

    It is hard to prove eternity. Suppose you die and go someplace where you are conscious. Will you be there for eternity? Can you prove it? The sun will destroy the Earth and the cemetery is not likely to last 10,000 years.

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    eastern.woods.metal  8 months ago

    I believe there’s something out in the cornfield.

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    Concretionist  8 months ago

    So THAT’s what the line item for “legal services” is buying. It’s still more money than I make by the hour…

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    If he’s trying to set provisos with God, he must be a damn good lawyer (or at least thinks he is).

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    wallylm  8 months ago

    Now do Illegal services!

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    eromlig  8 months ago

    “You have the right to remain dead.”

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    C  8 months ago

    Bury the shyster instead

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    Cornelius Noodleman  8 months ago

    Man, dig that crazy gravestone!

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    danketaz Premium Member 8 months ago

    Offer not valid in all states.

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    Baarorso  8 months ago

    Should you rise again from the dead, you shall no longer be termed a human being but be termed a zombie and subject to summary execution via a shot to the head! ;D

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    Brockie  8 months ago

    Hmmm, this is about the third or fourth toon about death and heaven, a bit odd.

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    in.amongst  8 months ago

    Mother Nature has a contract out on each of us – what about that!?!

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    Say What?  8 months ago

    Is it possible to stuff him into that box, too, for everyone else’s sake?

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    Meg the Knife  8 months ago

    I’m sure I’d fall asleep during that kind of service too.

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    A_Dream4u  8 months ago

    Those provisos being as follows, Rapture, Zombie Apocalypse, Exhumation, or the reversal of time.

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    franki_g  8 months ago

    So apparently only taxes are inevitable now?

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    gopher gofer  8 months ago

    he got buried in the fine print…

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    sandpiper  8 months ago

    Speculation about the after-life involves an interminable and exhausting discussion of possibilities. Unfortunately, until the lack of first hand reports is corrected, the issue will continue without resolution.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago

    I don’t see the appeal. …snicker

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    Tell it to the judge. Now please sigh here.

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    thelordthygod666  8 months ago

    I told my grandson if he went to law school I’d come back and haunt him.

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    kartis  8 months ago

    The termination clause is not negotiable.

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    doesntplaywellwithothers  8 months ago

    Good one Wiley.

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    jackboyd85  8 months ago

    nobody really knows what’s behind the exit door,a lot of speculation,but nobody has any proof of the great unknown.

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    yimhere  8 months ago

    The inevitable plea of no contest…..

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    woodyweaver  8 months ago

    Somehow, I don’t think legal work can get one out of karmic judgement…

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    mindjob  8 months ago

    With global warming, we’ll all be burning in hell anyway, so lets get this eternity thing over with

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    the lost wizard  8 months ago

    I wish to appeal. I’ve been wrongly interred.

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    6turtle9  8 months ago

    How do exceed eternity? Is that like infinity plus one?

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    gammaguy  8 months ago

    “Legal services.”

    The “ser” adds nothing to the meaning.

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    jbruins84341  8 months ago

    Just how long is shorter than eternity?

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    eddi_tbh  8 months ago

    Going out with the "i"s dotted and the "t"s crossed. And a full staff prepped for Judgement Day. Just in case.

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    KEA  8 months ago

    funeral+lawyer… a double scam

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    bakana  8 months ago

    Contract Void when the Headstone weathers away to illegibility.

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    Michael McKown Premium Member 8 months ago

    Just sent that one to a lawyer friend.

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    buflogal!  8 months ago

    Nice pun

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