Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 30, 2021

If you aren’t dead at the beginning of this service, you’ll wish you were by the end.

It is hard to prove eternity. Suppose you die and go someplace where you are conscious. Will you be there for eternity? Can you prove it? The sun will destroy the Earth and the cemetery is not likely to last 10,000 years.

I believe there’s something out in the cornfield.

So THAT’s what the line item for “legal services” is buying. It’s still more money than I make by the hour…

If he’s trying to set provisos with God, he must be a damn good lawyer (or at least thinks he is).

Now do Illegal services!

“You have the right to remain dead.”

Bury the shyster instead

Man, dig that crazy gravestone!

Offer not valid in all states.

Should you rise again from the dead, you shall no longer be termed a human being but be termed a zombie and subject to summary execution via a shot to the head! ;D

Hmmm, this is about the third or fourth toon about death and heaven, a bit odd.

Mother Nature has a contract out on each of us – what about that!?!

Is it possible to stuff him into that box, too, for everyone else’s sake?

I’m sure I’d fall asleep during that kind of service too.

Those provisos being as follows, Rapture, Zombie Apocalypse, Exhumation, or the reversal of time.

So apparently only taxes are inevitable now?

he got buried in the fine print…

Speculation about the after-life involves an interminable and exhausting discussion of possibilities. Unfortunately, until the lack of first hand reports is corrected, the issue will continue without resolution.

I don’t see the appeal. …snicker

Tell it to the judge. Now please sigh here.

I told my grandson if he went to law school I’d come back and haunt him.

The termination clause is not negotiable.

Good one Wiley.

nobody really knows what’s behind the exit door,a lot of speculation,but nobody has any proof of the great unknown.

The inevitable plea of no contest…..

Somehow, I don’t think legal work can get one out of karmic judgement…

With global warming, we’ll all be burning in hell anyway, so lets get this eternity thing over with

I wish to appeal. I’ve been wrongly interred.

How do exceed eternity? Is that like infinity plus one?

“Legal services.”

The “ser” adds nothing to the meaning.

Just how long is shorter than eternity?

funeral+lawyer… a double scam

Contract Void when the Headstone weathers away to illegibility.

Just sent that one to a lawyer friend.

Nice pun