Well, he’s won me over – saved my soul – shown me the light. And I’ve come up with a perfect campaign slogan for ‘our hero’: “Fool me once – shame on you! Fool me twice – guess I’m a Republican”.
After the rant he went on this morning on TS (or BS) he’s going to be looking at mystery meat and dehydrated taters in prison. And I think they even have Koll Aid, so he’ll feel right at home.
How about making a fake video with Jesus doing some of his bits: “You’re fired!” At what point would the morons get the message that the orange puppet is a sick buffoon?
The really scary part is not the things he says (although that is scary) it is the people who worship him and follow him blindly.
Of course some of them believe that voting for the Antichrist will force the real Lord to return sooner. I’m pretty sure God is not impressed with that reasoning.
As bizarre as it is there are a lot of people who feel this way and even more bizarre is Trump has a real shot at winning again, may God have mercy on us all.
I can’t believe I’m the first one to reference the band The Last Dinner Party:
You can hold me, like the elders,
And I will f— —k you like nothing matters.
(I know readership on this site skews somewhat old for current Alternative Rock consciousness, but my radio station has played it a lot over the past year.)
If Trump regains the Presidency it will be in large part the fault of the American media for ignoring and sanctioning his megalomania and psychopathic behavior.
While the press is fascinated by whether or not Biden is too old for another term, and picks on his every stuttered or misremembered word – forgetting that the man grew up with a severe stutter speech impediment which he’s diligently worked to overcome – and are quick to point his gaffs to the public, they easily ignore or excuse the lunatic, incoherent ravings and disjointed thinking of Donald J. as simply “Trump being Trump”.
The man is insane and incompetent to hold the highest office in the United States! Yet, the U.S. media is afraid to point this out for fear of being told they have a Liberal bias. It’s not a Liberal bias, folks…
Donald John Trump is mentally and morally unfit to be President of the United States!
Common misconception. It was Flavor Aid. But I’m not going to quibble as long as MAGA sticks to the script. Start passing out the sneakers while you wait for the comet, too. Or just skip to the last page already.
I was raised as a Reform Jew and only know about the New Testament and Christian theology from history classes. I don’t think transubstantiation works like that. I could be wrong.
BTW, the thing about multiple self styled messiahs wandering around Palestine in the time of Christ in the Life of Brian is one of the bits of historical truth in the movie.
BE THIS GUY about 1 month ago
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Donald Trump
Superstar
Do you think you’re what they say you are?
Donald Trump
Superstar
Do you think you’re what they say you are
amethyst52 Premium Member about 1 month ago
If I was God I would smite him.
epaphus8 about 1 month ago
Cheese-burger is right!
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
And is the Orange Baboon going to blame the Jews, as Christians have done for centuries??
comixbomix about 1 month ago
Well, he’s won me over – saved my soul – shown me the light. And I’ve come up with a perfect campaign slogan for ‘our hero’: “Fool me once – shame on you! Fool me twice – guess I’m a Republican”.
SHIVA about 1 month ago
Only recourse for us would be an alien invasion, or a direct hit by an asteroid. They would be better than Trump back in the WH!!!!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 month ago
After the rant he went on this morning on TS (or BS) he’s going to be looking at mystery meat and dehydrated taters in prison. And I think they even have Koll Aid, so he’ll feel right at home.
braindead Premium Member about 1 month ago
The cartoon is not believable.
The is no way the “Christian” Trump knows that much about the Bible.
Sorry, Garry
.
The Republican “Christians” have replaced Jesus with Trump in their hearts.
shanen0 about 1 month ago
How about making a fake video with Jesus doing some of his bits: “You’re fired!” At what point would the morons get the message that the orange puppet is a sick buffoon?
RonaldByrd about 1 month ago
Since someone’s bound to raise the point:
Maybe Trudeau just can’t think of anything FUNNY to say about Biden.
FionaMessenger1 about 1 month ago
This is too true to be funny.
LawrenceS about 1 month ago
The really scary part is not the things he says (although that is scary) it is the people who worship him and follow him blindly.
Of course some of them believe that voting for the Antichrist will force the real Lord to return sooner. I’m pretty sure God is not impressed with that reasoning.
crookedwolf Premium Member about 1 month ago
Is that Darth Vader’s theme, panel 2..?
kaffekup about 1 month ago
Is that the last dinner party before he flees to Holy Mother Russier?
dwdl21 about 1 month ago
As bizarre as it is there are a lot of people who feel this way and even more bizarre is Trump has a real shot at winning again, may God have mercy on us all.
mourdac Premium Member about 1 month ago
And the dinner brought in $50.5 million for Perp45’s campaign (i.e. all his legal issues and lawyers).
Ignatz Premium Member about 1 month ago
Too close to reality to be satire.
Ignatz Premium Member about 1 month ago
Unlike the comic, that’s an actual quote.
Gen.Flashman about 1 month ago
The sad fact is 30%+ of Americans totally buy into this schtick and are true believing disciples.
edbeat about 1 month ago
Blessed are the cheese makers…
The Nodding Head about 1 month ago
Secret recording of Grifter fundraiser released! Unusually fine quality!
Valiant1943 Premium Member about 1 month ago
I think we’re all being punished for not paying teachers more.
randybrewer Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ha ha ha ha ha! This is priceless. Well done, Mr. Trudeau!
robcarroll1213 about 1 month ago
What happened to the blood on Trump’s hands? :-)
tgg about 1 month ago
So Good!
peggyhutchison47 about 1 month ago
Smite away, please
Algolei I about 1 month ago
I doubt it’s actual Kool-Aid brand, it’s probably the cheaper Flavor Aid. Grape, I assume.
Bob Blumenfeld about 1 month ago
I wonder how high up Trudeau is on Trump’s hit list for after he wins in November.
Godfreydaniel about 1 month ago
You can’t satirize a parody…..Total number of intelligent and patriotic supporters of Trump: ZERO.
Snolep about 1 month ago
Perfect! It would not surprise me if this were taken from an actual news clip.
daisypekin01 about 1 month ago
SO like him! (gag*)
hanschristianbrando about 1 month ago
Does this mean he’s about to be taken away? Did Mike Pence betray him with a kiss? It’s actually a surprise that there isn’t a Trump Gethsemene.
gammaguy about 1 month ago
“The bun is my hair.”
It would look better in braids.
But if you do manage to scalp him, I do not want to see the result.
kittykatz0 Premium Member about 1 month ago
“He has risen!” said The Orange Foolus as he left the stripper’s house.
prrdh about 1 month ago
Having gulled them into willing their entire estates to him, he’s using Jim Jones’ recipe.
mindjob about 1 month ago
And to think our only choices are this guy and another guy whose brain is essentially a bucket of mashed potatoes
alanoodle about 1 month ago
Yeah, they’re drinking the Kool-aid, all right.
rugeirn about 1 month ago
This may have spoiled cheeseburgers for me forever.
fritzoid Premium Member about 1 month ago
I can’t believe I’m the first one to reference the band The Last Dinner Party:
You can hold me, like the elders,
And I will f— —k you like nothing matters.
(I know readership on this site skews somewhat old for current Alternative Rock consciousness, but my radio station has played it a lot over the past year.)
ladykat about 1 month ago
Oh lordy, that’s ghastly imagery!
phileaux about 1 month ago
Really, how far off from an actual dinner event is this?
Linguist about 1 month ago
If Trump regains the Presidency it will be in large part the fault of the American media for ignoring and sanctioning his megalomania and psychopathic behavior.
While the press is fascinated by whether or not Biden is too old for another term, and picks on his every stuttered or misremembered word – forgetting that the man grew up with a severe stutter speech impediment which he’s diligently worked to overcome – and are quick to point his gaffs to the public, they easily ignore or excuse the lunatic, incoherent ravings and disjointed thinking of Donald J. as simply “Trump being Trump”.
The man is insane and incompetent to hold the highest office in the United States! Yet, the U.S. media is afraid to point this out for fear of being told they have a Liberal bias. It’s not a Liberal bias, folks…
Donald John Trump is mentally and morally unfit to be President of the United States!
SavannahJim Premium Member about 1 month ago
Common misconception. It was Flavor Aid. But I’m not going to quibble as long as MAGA sticks to the script. Start passing out the sneakers while you wait for the comet, too. Or just skip to the last page already.
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member about 1 month ago
This toon is so accurate.
perryed about 1 month ago
Much more coherent here in this comic than in real life.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
Trump brand instant fruit drink. We’re All Going Down Together flavor.
delennwen about 1 month ago
Should have spelled it “cheeseberder”.
papacase48 about 1 month ago
When do Lee Greenwood and the daughter-in-law read from the Bible and duet something patriotic?
Eric S about 1 month ago
and comrade Joker with his purple and green suit. nice, very nice.
Radish the wordsmith about 1 month ago
Was the east coast earthquake centered 6.66 miles from bible salesman Trump’s golf course?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 1 month ago
Let’s see if he can raise himself from Hiell.
(Less the i.)
s.gottlieb about 1 month ago
That lady in panel 6 says it all.
christelisbetty about 1 month ago
Wonder if the Bibles he is selling have all the passages condemning the building of earthly wealth,removed.
exitseven about 1 month ago
Fifty million dollars is nothing to sneeze at. the smart money is on President Trump/
jmera53 about 1 month ago
I bet Hitler would give trump a good run for his money.
Curiosity Premium Member about 1 month ago
Yep, they aree all drinking the Kool-Aid. Bigly.
willie_mctell about 1 month ago
I was raised as a Reform Jew and only know about the New Testament and Christian theology from history classes. I don’t think transubstantiation works like that. I could be wrong.
willie_mctell about 1 month ago
BTW, the thing about multiple self styled messiahs wandering around Palestine in the time of Christ in the Life of Brian is one of the bits of historical truth in the movie.
gcstein about 1 month ago
How is it that no one has taken him out yet??
sisterea about 1 month ago
That was last week. He is now comparing himself to Nelson Mandela again.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Perhaps that man who asked the question can still be saved.
Kh in Arizona about 1 month ago
yea, Gerry needs a good smiting every now and then.
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
His last donors. He’s not charging them for the meal because he needs their bucks to pay his lawyers.
HodgeElmwood about 1 month ago
Bonus points for “Kool Aid”
gordon322 about 1 month ago
I really think that trump should be drawn with a rhinoceros horn for a nose. He is the real RINO.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 1 month ago
Kool Aid is right.
gnome about 1 month ago
…I want to see him try to rise for the dead…because that would mean he’s dead…
Yngvar Følling about 1 month ago
What’s Trff humming in panel 2?The Imperial March?
vwmdabbler75 about 1 month ago
… smite also those who support this Thing!
Cozmik Cowboy about 1 month ago
My sister just sent me a pic of a sign outside a liquor store in Miami: “Rapes cheats and libels – Now he sells you bibles”.
david about 1 month ago
When did the Dear Looser (Angry Orange Man) stop having blood on his hands?
papacase48 about 1 month ago
Pontus Pilate must have been an ancestor of Ronald McDonald as was King Herod of Col. Sanders.