Feed the kid a Twinkie from RJ’s stash and she’ll be your friend for life … or until mid-adolescence body issues set in.
Jimmy Crow is behind the times. The next civil war is already being fought online.
I love Joe’s. It’s out of this world.
The patient has better insurance than me. My insurance only allows 90 seconds, then the payable fees start applying.
The monthly interest keeps putting him back in the emergency room.
“Sure—just check behind my codpiece.”
Shouldn’t he be asking for 69% off?
Unless it’s someone else’s pool. In that case, pee away.
In just five words, RJ has explained the reason Facebook and Twitter exist.
Put all that money into Research & Development and—voila!—we have the better future we were promised … or at least a few better toys.