Here’s a tip for them: Always have bail money handy.
Dr. Swartzmann has just discovered the reason reality TV exists.
Since we can’t see Alan’s face, we’ll never know whether he’s Shari Lewis or not.
Knowing the state you’re leaving from is only important if you plan to come back.
“I told Julius that he’ll have to shave his mustache if he wants Romeo to mistake him for his cousin Juliet, but does he listen tome? Nooo!”
Only a day late? They beat the rush.
Because maybe this time he’ll stay sober enough to remember it.
This knowledge-share will just take a second.
Well, sure, doesn’t everyone?
@snoots And let a significant portion of the human population, especially those in urban and suburban areas, starve to death? You’re a being after my own heart! (Well, not literally, I hope.)
Here’s a tip for them: Always have bail money handy.