Broke back Baron..?
Definitely not gonna happen IRL any time soon..
Mind the gap..
Is he gone, or just down and out..?
Just don’t let Spud get carried away..!
Water, water everywhere..?
Mr. Henry says his ideas often come from personal experience…
You’d be much more attractive without the toupee, you know.. wait, what?!
But monosyllabic answers are alpha!