Thinking of Ted Nugent in a loin cloth makes me vomit. Then again, so does thinking of Ted Nugent…..
Ever wonder what the Great Pumpkin carves up on his favorite holiday?
A joke that not only pre-dates vaudeville, it probably pre-dates dinosaurs:
Why are all brides depressed?
Because they aren’t marrying the BEST man!
And some people say that a surgeon is merely an evolved ax murderer……
Like all dictators, Putin is a traitor to his country. Because no people deserve to live under a dictatorship. It doesn’t matter if the dictator in question pretends to be a patriot, nor how many imbeciles he tricks into believing it. If a dictator, then a traitor. PERIOD. And, with Putin himself, an incompetent war criminal who is leading Russia into a VERY deep bog of quicksand.
Blowing a flute appears to have caused more than a few snowflakes to blow their gaskets…….
Also welcome back from me. I hope you were just taking a break (I know I have to, at times!) and weren’t a victim of the stop comics policy of irrational stupidity.
But would Jesus DO that?
Marigold needs to put her hooves over her ears besides neighing—that’s the classic “I can’t HEAR you!” pose. (Well, with hands instead of hooves in most cases, and “la la la la la” instead of neighs.)