Yikes! They have stumbled into The First Church Of Cthulhu! His worshippers chant “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” (“In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming”). [Sung to the tune of “A Mighty Fortress is Our God”]
I too looked up Ephesians 6:12 For our struggle is not against enemies of blood and flesh, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers of this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places.
oldpine52 7 months ago
There’s something fishy about that preacher.
Ratkin 7 months ago
He just keeps carping about sin. I wish he’d clam up.
Jonathan Lemon creator 7 months ago
I’ve haddock with this religious nonsense. There’s no sole.
ronaldspence 7 months ago
that church flounder on a grand scale…or it could spawn copy cat(fish)s
mr_sherman Premium Member 7 months ago
And the difference is????
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 7 months ago
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Digital Frog 7 months ago
♫Now we gather at the river….♫
SNVBD 7 months ago
Why did you think the symbol of Jesus is a fish?
blunebottle 7 months ago
So, I looked up Ephesians 6:12…
“For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but…against the rulers of the darkness of this age…”
iggyman 7 months ago
With his scales, he preaches a weighty sermon!
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
Yikes! They have stumbled into The First Church Of Cthulhu! His worshippers chant “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” (“In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming”). [Sung to the tune of “A Mighty Fortress is Our God”]
nosirrom 7 months ago
Give us this day our daily worms.
cdward 7 months ago
Thou shalt not krill.
Havel 7 months ago
Will their post-service movie be “The Shape of Water”?
P51Strega 7 months ago
I’m not kraken that book open, nor will I follow the Ten•tacles.
Brian Fink 7 months ago
Church of Cthulhu?
phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago
Those people in the front pew are thinking of making an “Exit. Us.”
cwillis 7 months ago
Seems about right.
Chief Inspector 7 months ago
Don’t listen just tuna him out
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
Holy mackerel!!
Jeffin Premium Member 7 months ago
Baptisms could get a little dicey.
DamnHappyChappy 7 months ago
No, they appear to be in the right Plaice.
ComicLover2 Premium Member 7 months ago
I too looked up Ephesians 6:12 For our struggle is not against enemies of blood and flesh, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers of this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places.
uniquename 7 months ago
He’s a true “fisher of men” (Mark 1:17). Of course, he eats them when he catches them.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! 7 months ago
Makes about as much sense as any other religion/superstition.
Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago
Must be an Eelvangelical church.
prrdh 7 months ago
As P-Towners have always said, Praise cod from whom all blessings flow.
WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago
Very clever. For tomorrow, do one about the Quran – I dare you!
Packratjohn Premium Member 7 months ago
I’m atheist, but I did go to church once, just for the halibut…
Ham Khan creator 7 months ago
churchoholics anon
jasonsnakelover 7 months ago
The first sequel to that movie had Clint Eastwood in it.
Stephen Gilberg 7 months ago
From Presbyterian to pescatarian.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago
Rather than a cross (the Christian torture symbol), shouldn’t this place be decorated with fishhooks?
Bilan 7 months ago
When you baptize a fish, do you raise its head above water?
SavannahJim Premium Member 7 months ago
Koi vey…
zeexenon 7 months ago
Developer built on a swamp, as is their money saving method. And no taxes to pay till we wise up to separation of church and state isn’t working.
T... 7 months ago
Why not, soon the Catholics will let women become priests…
gopher gofer 7 months ago
he’s got such a hectic schedule this week. he’s really swamped…