Look at me Satchel, it’s all for you!
I thought the AMC Pacer was the pregnant roller skates. I think the SMART car is just a roller skate
Cause you drive a SMART car
Last winter, I was delivering for Dominos and one road had been torn up. Unfortunately we all use Waze to get to our destinations and first our guy got stuck and had to eventually have his car pulled out of the mud. However, the person who called in the order was a real ($& and called Papa Johns. That driver got stuck. Then 30 minutes later, a Pizza Hut driver got stuck…. and the caller was mad at all three of them
Oh I do too :D Even more in these last few weeks
I’ve been married 26 years. I told my wife I love her back then and Ill let her know if anything changes.
Is that volcano coughing up a nice engagement ring?
I’d be breaking up with Jen on a nightly basis!
Oh we let her have it as in “Are you NUTS???” and no, we did not let her have it :P
Years ago, on a Saturday morning, my daughter totaled my car and the officer told her that her license would be revoked on Monday. That night, she had the nerve to ask if she could take the other car out because her license was still good.